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[quarkylass]

you know
i think there really was pee in the ballpit

i didnt believe anyone when they told me
but then i ended up living there
and it was nasty and wet at the bottom...
im really glad someone showed up that could be my roommate
that place was really awful!!!







uuuugh now i cant stop thinking about how gross it is!

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[trytryagain]

If it happens again, you should stay with me instead.

[quarkylass]

:o
really??
i would really like that if you would like it too!!

[trytryagain]

I would.

I'll confirm with Haruhi-senpai that it's fine, but I don't expect a problem.

[brotimaeus]

shit, what were they thinkin throwin you in there?
you ok kid?

[quarkylass]

im ok!
they didnt actually throw me in
i got a nice card that said all of my stuff had been moved to the ballpit about a day before i ended up in the hospital
and then i was there for awhile and when i got out i had a few more days, and then got a roommate!!

[brotimaeus]

it dont sound like a good place for a kid.
how you doing harley?
lookin pretty grim last time i saw you.

[cawmemaybe]

before anyone says something
it wasnt me

[quarkylass]

mhmmmm
you are making a very strong case for how suspicious you can be right now!
are you SURE it wasnt you?

[quarkylass]

also our conversations seem to come back around to bodily functions and awkward pest problems a lot
are you trying to tell me something??

[cawmemaybe]

this case is so solid the prosecution is practically shitting in their

[cawmemaybe]

[ wait ]

[cawmemaybe]

hey
you cant accuse me of something like that when youre the one who made a post about it
im just doing my part as a minimal network contributor by replying with what i think
and what i think right now is youre trying to make me sound like im into all that scat and watersports bullshit
jokes on you man
im a clean bird

[doublestripe]

Did it smell like pee?

[quarkylass]

it did!!
really really badly
and also kind of like donuts :/

[doublestripe]

...Donuts? Oh that's probably where my shoes went.

[ohmycod]

dude what the FUCK

[quarkylass]

sorry meenah
but it was government mandated housing
and who knows what type of nuclear missiles this place might have if i didnt comply!!

[ohmycod]

yeah w/e im more conchcerned aboat the piss
barkbeast on my property aint nofin compared to that
gettin reel tired of all this pee

[hypertoxic]

You know, I am not surprised to hear that.
This 8asically just proves that Meenah's choice in living space is completely disgusting.
That said, why did you go exploring in the first place????????

[quarkylass]

yeaaaaaah
i dont think i would want to live there for much longer than i had to

i was put there for housing!!
it was super inconvenient

[hypertoxic]

So was I, originally. Not for long, 8ut I was!
Except I never played intrepid explorer trying to plum8 the depths of the 8all pit.
So good jo8 on that one I guess! You are the winner of the 8all pit. It's you.

[maiditoutalive]

i know right!
i was in there for a little while and i just decided i would go without the sleep until i could get out
touching the balls once was enough for me

[maiditoutalive]

wow i did not think about how that sounded until i said it

[ihateyouetc]

JADE NO
WHY DID YOU STAY THERE??
WE COULD HAVE FOUND YOU SOME PLACE PROPER AND LESS DISGUSTING.
EVEN IF YOU GET MOVED BACK IN THERE JUST DON'T GO IN AGAIN
ONE TIME TAVROS FOUND SEVERED PRONGS AT THE BOTTOM AND THEY CLOSED THE WHOLE THING DOWN FOR A WHILE.

[ihateyouetc]

HUH
YOU KNOW, I NEVER ACTUALLY CONSIDERED IT
BUT I'VE BEEN PRETTY LUCKY WITH HIVEMATES.
MINE HASN'T GONE ANYWHERE AND HE'S BEEN HERE LONGER THAN ME.