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[quarkylass]

you know
i think there really was pee in the ballpit

i didnt believe anyone when they told me
but then i ended up living there
and it was nasty and wet at the bottom...
im really glad someone showed up that could be my roommate
that place was really awful!!!







uuuugh now i cant stop thinking about how gross it is!

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[brotimaeus]

[Gasp and shock indeed! Bro has a tie shoved into his pocket as he leaves the school.

Yeah, they're actually making him wear a tie.

It's terrible. Blasphemy.

Not that he wears it properly ever, and he might use it to whip at students when they're talking and he can't be fucked to move.]

Yo, Harley.

[quarkylass]

Hi Mr. Bro! I have something for you.

[ Ahem. Pulls out an only slightly melted tub of strawberry ice cream! ]

I wanted to say thank you for saving me.

[brotimaeus]

What? Aw, shit, Jade, you didn't have to do that.

[But he's grinning crookedly and taking it because fuck this girl is cute and he does love strawberry ice cream.]

You're welcome, kid.

[quarkylass]

I know, but I wanted to get you something anyway. Because it means a lot to me.

[ Since you know. She would be dead! That's a thing. ]

It also might be a little bit of a bribe, because I have to ask you a very important question.

[brotimaeus]

[With the handle of the little plastic spoon sticking out of one side of his mouth, he raises one eyebrow at her, then talks around it.]

'mport'nt 'nuff ta need bribery?

[This isn't going to work. He takes the spoon out of his mouth.

Dork.]

Sounds ominous.

[quarkylass]

I need your permission to date Dave!

[brotimaeus]

[At first, all he does is stare a little blankly. Clearly no one's ever asked him that before, and nor has he ever entertained the idea of it being asked. One eyebrow twitches upwards, the first change in his expression, and his gaze flicks up and down behind his shades.]

You prepared to do what it takes to win the honour?

[quarkylass]

I have my best rifle if we're going to fight to the death!

[ Super serious!! ]

[brotimaeus]

Tch, I reckon first blood's good enough. Can't have the kid thinkin' he's too special.

[He winks at her.]

Won't be able to do fuck all with him if we do that.

[quarkylass]

We won't even be able to get him through the door of the school! He might be trapped inside forever.

When do we duel?

[brotimaeus]

[He grins widely. Oh, shit, she's actually serious.]

Pistols at dawn, lil' lady.

[quarkylass]

Should I bring the paintball gun instead? I don't really want to shoot you...you'd have to go to the hospital.

[brotimaeus]

[Bro looks genuinely thoughtful at that, then he nods once, slowly.]

Good idea. I wouldn't want you turnin' up all bruised to a first date. Dave would just bitch at me and I ain't got time for that shit.