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[quarkylass]

you know
i think there really was pee in the ballpit

i didnt believe anyone when they told me
but then i ended up living there
and it was nasty and wet at the bottom...
im really glad someone showed up that could be my roommate
that place was really awful!!!







uuuugh now i cant stop thinking about how gross it is!

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[brotimaeus]

[He grins widely. Oh, shit, she's actually serious.]

Pistols at dawn, lil' lady.

[quarkylass]

Should I bring the paintball gun instead? I don't really want to shoot you...you'd have to go to the hospital.

[brotimaeus]

[Bro looks genuinely thoughtful at that, then he nods once, slowly.]

Good idea. I wouldn't want you turnin' up all bruised to a first date. Dave would just bitch at me and I ain't got time for that shit.