A triumvirate of a post (all credit toward my dictionary app)

[reanimated]

I'd just like to make a general announcement for those few new faces and a reminder for everyone else in light of recent events that although it's total shit, "released" STILL doesn't mean dead.

That at least hasn't changed over the years!

In addition to that I'd like to propose turning this UPCOMING weekend into a three day weekend, in the name of love and all that. And by love I do of course mean everyone getting shit-wasted and releasing a year's worth of pent up sexual frustrations on whatever poor human/alien/goat they've got their sights set on. Brilliant, wouldn't you say? Thank you, I agree. Motion passed! God I miss being king.

AND FINALLY: Karkat you know you can't hide forever, we've still got much to discuss.

Comments

[notvictorious]

I'm so proud of your new SAT vocab.

[notvictorious]

Karolina and I are gonna pass on this though, keep an eye on Lydia, okay? Make sure she doesn't get arrested again.

[reanimated]

Wait what

[reanimated]

SLAM THE FUCKING BRAKES ON THIS ONE, ROBOCOP are you seriously tellin me you're leaving your girlfriend in the cold? On the holiday specifically made for warming her with chocolates, booze and your cock? Do you WANT to be alone forever or is this one of those things that wasn't programmed into your brain

[notvictorious]

Oh wait, I thought you meant tonight. Dios, you're posting about Valentines' Day too?

[reanimated]

But I mean, if you want to leave Lydia and Ramona and I to get piss drunk together without you and let cupid's arrows fall where they may, by all means, don't let me stop you

RAMON fjhjsdkfksd

[notvictorious]

I mean if that happens too, that's what happens right?

[amberalert]

State your evidence, sir.

[reanimated]

I see dead people.

[amberalert]

Really? Do they talk to you?

FUCK YOU.

[ihateyouetc]

OH NO
NO
FUCK NO

DOUBLE FUCK YOU.

[ihateyouetc]

THAT DISCUSSION IS OVER. FINISH CRUMB.
DO YOU SEE THE FINISH CRUMB, NATHAN? LOOK AT IT.

[ihateyouetc]

.

[reanimated]

No no no, I'm not here to educate you on periods, Karkat, ask your health teacher

[ihateyouetc]

WHY WOULD A HEALTH INSTRUCTOR COVER HUMAN GRAMMAR.

[ihateyouetc]

THERE. RIGHT THERE.
THAT MEANS WE'RE DONE.
COMPLETELY DONE.
IN CASE YOU FORGOT WHAT "DONE" MEANS, I'LL EXPLAIN IT FOR YOU!
I MEAN "DONE" AS IN WE ARE NOT AMENDING YET ANOTHER ASININE ATROCITY DISGUISED AS A "POINT" TO A "DISCUSSION" THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN THOROUGHLY ANNIHILATED.

[reanimated]

I HAVE A DICTIONARY APP FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I KNOW WHAT DONE MEANS

[reanimated]

Anyway shhhhh shh shh shut up, we're not done, we've barely started! You ran away after the first five minutes, how can we be done?

[ihateyouetc]

HEMOS TERMINADO, MOTHERFUCKER!

[ihateyouetc]

CONSULT YOUR DICTIONARY APP FOR MY ANSWER.

[notvictorious]

Try saying it in Spanish.

[ihateyouetc]

WELL SHIT
I THINK IT CONFUSED HIM FOR A SECOND BUT HE'S GOTTEN PRETTY GOOD AT USING HIS PHONE FOR THINGS OTHER THAN DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO TALK TO HIM.

[subspaceflowers]

God, it sucks that we even have to make this announcement at all.

Also, what do you want for Valentine's day?

[reanimated]

I'm not being funny but doesn't the girl generally decide that?

[subspaceflowers]

Well the idea is that we get each other things, right? I just wanted to know if I needed to get a room somewhere or if I should find anything special.