A triumvirate of a post (all credit toward my dictionary app)

[reanimated]

I'd just like to make a general announcement for those few new faces and a reminder for everyone else in light of recent events that although it's total shit, "released" STILL doesn't mean dead.

That at least hasn't changed over the years!

In addition to that I'd like to propose turning this UPCOMING weekend into a three day weekend, in the name of love and all that. And by love I do of course mean everyone getting shit-wasted and releasing a year's worth of pent up sexual frustrations on whatever poor human/alien/goat they've got their sights set on. Brilliant, wouldn't you say? Thank you, I agree. Motion passed! God I miss being king.

AND FINALLY: Karkat you know you can't hide forever, we've still got much to discuss.

Comments

[ihateyouetc]

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[reanimated]

No no no, I'm not here to educate you on periods, Karkat, ask your health teacher

[ihateyouetc]

WHY WOULD A HEALTH INSTRUCTOR COVER HUMAN GRAMMAR.

[reanimated]

You're so pure. It's hilarious and very, very disturbing.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT.

[reanimated]

Don't worry, I'm sure some people find your naivete quite attractive. Remember Jenny? She didn't know shit! And it was adorable.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT???

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT
DAMMIT NO
STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW ATTRACTIVE "SOME PEOPLE" MIGHT FIND ME.
THIS IS GETTING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE FINISHED TOPIC.

[ihateyouetc]

BUT YEAH, I REMEMBER HER.
DIDN'T SHE START FLIRTING WITH YOU WHEN YOU WERE DROWNING ONCE.

[reanimated]

What can I say? She was far too attracted to my animal magnetism to keep her priorities straight.

[reanimated]

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD BE LETTING ME HELP YOU!

[ihateyouetc]

OK, MAYBE IT'S ACCEPTABLE FOR PEOPLE TO FIND YOU SO ATTRACTIVE THEY IGNORE THE FACT YOU'RE DROWNING SINCE THEY JUST CAN'T WAIT TO TITTER BEHIND THEIR HANDS AND PLAY COY WITH YOU
BUT IN MY CASE I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE I'D PREFER NOT TO DIE, SO I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES WITH WHAT I HAVE.
PASS.

[reanimated]

And what do you have, Karkat? Speak up now. Is it seven girlfriends like I've always said? You can tell me. I'm a listener, I'm listening!

[ihateyouetc]

WOW, FANTASTIC INQUIRY!
NOW YOU'RE PRYING FOR DETAILS ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE.

[ihateyouetc]

AGAIN.

[ihateyouetc]

WELL, SINCE YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ASK BUT ASKED ANYWAY!

[ihateyouetc]

AGAIN.

[ihateyouetc]

I HAVE TO SAY MY ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS

[ihateyouetc]

NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.

[reanimated]

I'M NOT PRYING! Christ, I'm just making conversation! Flatmates TALK to each other, I'm TALKING TO YOU. C'mon I'd tell you anything about my frequently filthy personal life and you can't answer one simple question? Really this entire conversation has been extremely hurtful

[ihateyouetc]

WELL FUCK. THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!

[ihateyouetc]

NOT!!!

[ihateyouetc]

I DON'T CARE IF YOU DAUB THE WALLS WITH THE DEGENERATE DETAILS OF YOUR DISSOLUTE LIFE
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO DO IT.
AND EVEN IF I WAS IT'S NOT LIKE THERE WOULD BE ANY ROOM ON THESE HYPOTHETICAL WALLS BECAUSE YOU'D FUCKING TAKE IT ALL BY REPEATING THE SAME DISGUSTING SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WORDS.

[ihateyouetc]

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS.