A triumvirate of a post (all credit toward my dictionary app)

[reanimated]

I'd just like to make a general announcement for those few new faces and a reminder for everyone else in light of recent events that although it's total shit, "released" STILL doesn't mean dead.

That at least hasn't changed over the years!

In addition to that I'd like to propose turning this UPCOMING weekend into a three day weekend, in the name of love and all that. And by love I do of course mean everyone getting shit-wasted and releasing a year's worth of pent up sexual frustrations on whatever poor human/alien/goat they've got their sights set on. Brilliant, wouldn't you say? Thank you, I agree. Motion passed! God I miss being king.

AND FINALLY: Karkat you know you can't hide forever, we've still got much to discuss.

Comments

[reanimated]

At length! So y'know if people were being killed off in droves every month I think I'd know. There you have it, case closed, bottle open.

[amberalert]

Unless their souls are trapped and can't reach you.

But you're right. You'd know. Probably. Are they nice?

[reanimated]

Rarely. Who's got time for pleasantries when you're dead?

But alright, sure, I'll entertain that bullshit theory for a moment. Trapped where, exactly? Cos this is already essentially purgatory, so.

[amberalert]

I don't know. A dream catcher for souls.

[reanimated]

That's about the gayest shit I've ever heard.

[amberalert]

Is it that bad?

[reanimated]

It's pretty bad, man.

[amberalert]

What about a box? Put all the souls in a box.

[reanimated]

I'd be inclined to agree except that I've seen ghosts under all manner of fucked up circumstances here, so why would killing people off to release them be any different? It just doesn't sort out, mate, do the maths.

[amberalert]

Letting them go doesn't make any sense though. This island is stupid.

[reanimated]

No one's arguing with you there, nothing that goes on here makes sense! You learn to get over it.

[amberalert]

It really takes the fun out of everything if you're expecting nonsense though. You would stop being surprised at things.

Who were you again?

[reanimated]

I believe I could ask the same of you, new kid! Who the fuck are YOU?

[amberalert]

Peter Pan.
I asked you first though. You really should've said.

[reanimated]

Seriously? Like the paedophile in green tights? Wow, the island's really gone to the dogs.

[amberalert]

No. I've never worn tights in my life. Where did you even get that idea?
Honestly. One person writes a play and suddenly people start thinking the craziest things...

[reanimated]

You refute the tights but not the paedophilia? I see how it is. Nice try but nothing gets past me!

[amberalert]

The no was to that. And the 'I've never worn tights' was the refute to the tights. You have a horrible mind.

[notvictorious]

Peter Pan's not the pedophile, idiot, that's Captain Hook.