A triumvirate of a post (all credit toward my dictionary app)

[reanimated]

I'd just like to make a general announcement for those few new faces and a reminder for everyone else in light of recent events that although it's total shit, "released" STILL doesn't mean dead.

That at least hasn't changed over the years!

In addition to that I'd like to propose turning this UPCOMING weekend into a three day weekend, in the name of love and all that. And by love I do of course mean everyone getting shit-wasted and releasing a year's worth of pent up sexual frustrations on whatever poor human/alien/goat they've got their sights set on. Brilliant, wouldn't you say? Thank you, I agree. Motion passed! God I miss being king.

AND FINALLY: Karkat you know you can't hide forever, we've still got much to discuss.

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[reanimated]

Anyway shhhhh shh shh shut up, we're not done, we've barely started! You ran away after the first five minutes, how can we be done?

[ihateyouetc]

HEMOS TERMINADO, MOTHERFUCKER!

[ihateyouetc]

CONSULT YOUR DICTIONARY APP FOR MY ANSWER.

[reanimated]

HEMOS HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN YOU LITTLE SHIT

[ihateyouetc]

THIS IS SO DONE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW DONE IT IS.
JUST LOOK AT IT
TERMINADO!
IT'S A FUCKING TORNADO OF TERMINATION REPRESENTING THE ERADICATION OF THIS ISSUE.
THE TOPIC HAS BEEN DESTROYED, NATHAN.
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT.
LET IT GO, BRO.
WHY DON'T WE BUILD A NEW CONVERSATION IN PLACE OF THIS DEBACLE.

[reanimated]

You can't ask me for advice and then just run away like that, man, it's very hurtful.

[reanimated]

But fine, sure, what would YOU like to discuss? Cos whatever it is I'm certain I can bring it back around to the original topic!

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE. WHY WOULD I START DISCUSSING SOMETHING IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO TURN IT BACK AROUND TO THE ORIGINAL CONVERSATION.

[ihateyouetc]

AND LOOK, OK, I ADMIT IT.
RUNNING AWAY PROBABLY WASN'T THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE IT

[ihateyouetc]

ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCK THAT.
RUNNING AWAY *WAS* THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE IT! YOU WOULDN'T SHUT UP.

[ihateyouetc]

BUT THAT'S GETTING AWAY FROM THE POINT. THE POINT IS CAN YOU REALLY CALL WHAT I DID "ASKING FOR ADVICE."
IT WAS MORE ME PROPOSING A HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION THAT YOU INTERPRETED AS ME ASKING FOR ADVICE THAN IT WAS ME ASKING FOR ADVICE.

[reanimated]

Karkat, I'm PRACTICALLY psychic, I can tell when someone's looking to me to guide them but they're just too scared to come out and say it.

[reanimated]

It's not your fault you're a huge pussy. You were born that way! Now shut the fuck up and listen to a much older and wiser and more experienced lover

[ihateyouetc]

TROLLS HATCH, ASSHOLE.
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW.
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY PSYCHIC.
MAYBE I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT???
MAYBE I HAVE A FRIEND WHO HAD ONE QUESTION AND NOW YOU'RE BOTHERING ME, THE THIRD PARTY, WITH THIS NONSENSE.

[reanimated]

Oh, you're asking for a friend? Is that it? Well then I wouldn't want the information to get corrupted by a third party, you know, telephone and all that, so just point me in the direction of your friend and I'd be happy to educate them face to face!

[ihateyouetc]

I SAID MAYBE I WAS
NOT THAT I WAS
BUT I DIDN'T SAY I WASN'T EITHER
I SAID MAYBE I WAS ASKING FOR A FRIEND AND MAYBE YOU STARTED BOTHERING ME WITH ALL OF THIS
AND IN THE EVENT THAT WAS THE CASE
WHICH I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS OR WASN'T
OR THAT IT WASN'T OR WAS
SEEING AS THERE'S NO WAY OF TELLING
BECAUSE YOU AREN'T PSYCHIC AND THERE WAS NO WAY YOU COULD KNOW THAT FROM A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION
WHY WOULD I TELL YOU WHO THEY WERE ANYWAY.
I'D JUST TELL YOU TO FORGET ABOUT IT.
I WOULDN'T EVEN POINT YOU AT GAMZEE.