I'D GLADLY TAKE ANOTHER MURDER SPREE OVER THIS CLUSTERFUCK QUITE FRANKLY

[reanimated]

Alright for the love of fuck, this is getting out of hand. STAR STICKERS. BLOODY STAR STICKERS. I'd like to do a head count on those of us who are still normal, as in not suddenly convinced we're all happy loving families with underage parents and dog sisters or whatever the fuck.

SOUND OFF IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BRAINWASHED YET

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[notvictorious]

Me too, as usual.

[reanimated]

You, me, that poor girl getting treated like a dog and NOT in a sexy way, and I'd say Karkat but he's a fucking turncoat now so he doesn't count. GOOD. GREAT

[duckface]

I'm SO glad that's what I'm known for.

[reanimated]

Oh come on, it's true!

[duckface]

Don't talk about me.

[reanimated]

I'm just making conversation with one of the very few sane people left, excuse the fuck outta me.

[ihateyouetc]

DON'T LISTEN TO NATHAN
HE'S APPROACHING THIS WITH AN ASS FULL OF SHIT
I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT "TURNING" IN ANY KIND OF FUCKING "COAT"
HE DOESN'T GET IT
WHO DOES THIS PITTER PERSON THINK HE IS TRYING TO UPSTAGE ME IN ALTERNATE ME'S FUCKING INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND ILLOGICAL HUMAN FAMILY!

[ihateyouetc]

HE HAS FOUR STARS VICTOR

[ihateyouetc]

NATHAN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND

[reanimated]

YOU'RE RIGHT

I DON'T

AND I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK, EVEN *JOHN* HAS TWO.