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thoughtformed2012-08-23 03:11 pm
ex_nerf940) wrote in thoughtformed2012-08-23 03:11 pm
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01 ✖ god made reason after he made me
What gives?
Thrown into some weirdo island in the middle of nowhere is highly suspicious!
And I definitely don't appreci8 everyone 8eing so 8lunt.
8ut first thing's first!
I've got a 8one to pick with you New Moore! A8out that little event! Whatever you call it.
You're kidding me, right?
Hahaha!!!!!!!! That was the most ludicrous amount of 8ullshit I ever had the total misfortune of putting up with!
Ok, so may8e the 8S factor was toned down, I don't know, A LITTLE after I arrived?
8ecause, hello! I woke up pretty fucking rigged!
It was so nice. I might even have to forget 8eing called me a fictional looooooooser.
It was kind of like having total superiority over, I don't know, pro8a8ly everyone on this island????????
Anyway, I think I need a 8rand new title! Go ahead and suggest one for me if you're serious.
And don't forget, this is a total luxury from me to you!
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Thrown into some weirdo island in the middle of nowhere is highly suspicious!
And I definitely don't appreci8 everyone 8eing so 8lunt.
8ut first thing's first!
I've got a 8one to pick with you New Moore! A8out that little event! Whatever you call it.
You're kidding me, right?
Hahaha!!!!!!!! That was the most ludicrous amount of 8ullshit I ever had the total misfortune of putting up with!
Ok, so may8e the 8S factor was toned down, I don't know, A LITTLE after I arrived?
8ecause, hello! I woke up pretty fucking rigged!
It was so nice. I might even have to forget 8eing called me a fictional looooooooser.
It was kind of like having total superiority over, I don't know, pro8a8ly everyone on this island????????
Anyway, I think I need a 8rand new title! Go ahead and suggest one for me if you're serious.
And don't forget, this is a total luxury from me to you!
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you're vriska again, right?
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See, I'm totally matching you now. Well, almost. Do me a favor and throw in five more exclamation points and we'll 8e even.
Duh I am! What, is there some lameo impostor going around typing in 8lue font like mine, oh so draaaaaaaamatically?
Haha. JK! I already mentioned it, 8ut I kind of went through that age-up thing unwillingly.
If you ask me, I wouldn't even 8egin to dou8t the presence of New Moore's gross age fetish!
It's a thing that exists, just trust me.
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but no one has ever shown up in the middle all messed up and then gone back to normal.
i'm really glad you did!
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screeeee
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Figures. What could possi8ly give me away? :::;)
I'm Vriska. Vriska Serket!
Also known as the gr8test person you never met.
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The elusive spider troll.
Interesting.
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DON'T TALK TO HER.
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I DON'T TRUST YOU WORTH A FUCK.
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LEAVE HER ALONE.
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CONSIDERING SHE DOESN'T LISTEN TO ME ANYWAY, MAYBE SHE'LL FIND YOU BORING AND NOT WORTH TALKING TO!
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GOOD THING YOU CAN REMOVE IT FROM THE LIST OF WORDS THAT HAVE BEEN ATTRIBUTED TO YOU SINCE I WASN'T ACTUALLY ACCUSING YOU OF IT.
YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE A "DECENT GUY" AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE WRITTEN HERE IS PRETTY BLAND, BUT I'M BETTING THAT'S PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU ARE.
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You're honestly telling me my arrival was a total random thing, right?
I call 8ullshit!
How can you know nothing a8out the girl with a ridiculous num8er of irons in the fire, huh? How can you????????
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I kind of want a little more than that, o8viously. Just hit me with your 8est shot.
Oh, and the name's Vriska for future reference! Vriska Serket.
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And I regret to say that most of this island is singularly ignorant about the affairs of trolls in general. Most of the inhabitants are homo sapiens, and ignorance is the natural state of the species.
.. oh
..... oh crap
oh crap it's vriska
she is actually here
what are you going to DO
i mean it has been a while since she killed you
maybe she's put it behind her too!! i mean you have, right? you've been dead for a while now
just play it cool tavros, just play it cool
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uHH,
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hI,
i'm going to copy you because i do what i want
play it cool, serket, play it cool
fuck
you
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And here I thought our very own Toreadork would never gr8ce us with his presence!
It's rude to keep a lady w8ing, you know.
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oH, uHH, sORRY,
i DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE, oR ELSE, i WOULD HAVE COME SOONER,
aS IT IS, i'M STUCK, aND i DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET DOWN,
wHICH WOULD UNDERSTANDABLY, uHH, tRY SOMEONE'S PATIENCE,
NOT HIS BEST, ACTUALLY.
I'VE GOT ONE! HOW'S THIS?
THE HUGE BITCH OF LIGHT HAILING FROM THE LAND OF HAGS AND HAUGHTINESS.
WELCOME TO NEW MOORE.
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its you
they said you had left but you never really do go away for good
do you vriska?
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because priorities