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[rocketchair]

wE'RE GOING TO HELP HER, rIGHT?
pLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE IS GOING,


aND, uHH,
pLEASE, tAKE ME WITH YOU,

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oh cool i was gonna threadjack you in the other place anyway

[callbacks]

yeah were going
are you sure though dude

[rocketchair]

i THINK SO,
i KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE STUCK IN THERE,
sO MAYBE i CAN HELP HER,

[callbacks]

ok
you stick with karkat and focus on talking her down then
or like helping the one tied to the pole
and if shit gets too real you can
i dunno hide yourself in coats i guess
ill do my best to cover you guys

[rocketchair]

tHAT WON'T BE NECESSARY,
i AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF HANDLING HARSH REALITIES,
nOT TO MENTION, i AM IN A PERPETUAL STATE OF KEEPING IT REAL,
aND i'M KIND OF TIRED OF WEARING COATS ON MY HORNS,

[riseup]

of course we are going, tavros.
the more the merrier.

[rocketchair]

tHANKS,
i WON'T SLOW YOU DOWN OR ANYTHING, pROMISE,

[riseup]

i didn't think you would.

[squidissension]

okay ill ask it
since noone else wwill
wwhat do you evven expect to do
not sure theres a need for wwhimperin in the corner on this rescue bullshit

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK RIGHT OFF.
TAVROS KNOWS MORE ABOUT WHAT SHE'S GOING THROUGH IN THERE THAN ANY OF US DO.

[squidissension]

cause empathys exactly wwhat she needs right noww
wwhat the shit wwere wwe givvin her before then
clearly hes gonna havve to delivver somethin stronger that wwhat hes usually wworkin wwith
which is nothin

[ihateyouetc]

EMPATHY IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE NEEDS, YOU ASSHOLE!
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER OUT OF THE EXPEDITIONS YOU'VE BEEN ON???

[squidissension]

enough that i dont need to wwait for you fuckers to get your heads out of the end a your feeding chutes

[ihateyouetc]

OH MAN, WHAT AN ANSWER! THAT SURE SHOWED ME!!
SO BASICALLY WHAT YOU KNOW IS GETTING IN THERE AND SHOOTING EVERYTHING INDISCRIMINATELY.
WHICH ACCOMPLISHES JACK SHIT, BY THE WAY, EXCEPT GETTING YOU TO THE POINT WHERE YOU GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING LIKE THAT IS GOING TO BE WHAT HELPS HER SNAP OUT OF THIS.

[squidissension]

forget it
im not coddlin her or him
handle it howwevver the fuck you wwant
not like you guys wwouldvve taken me wwith anywway

[ihateyouetc]

OH, THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THAT!
IF YOU HADN'T TOLD ME WE WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN YOU WITH US, I SURE AS IN FUCK WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN YOU WITH US!

[ihateyouetc]

WE WOULDN'T JUST LEAVE HER IN THERE, DUMMY.
NO SHIT WE'RE GOING.

[ihateyouetc]

HEY.
YOU KNOW SHE'S PROBABLY JUST GOING TO TAKE US OUT AS SHE GETS THE CHANCE RIGHT.
US BEING THE ONES SHE CAN CONTROL
WHICH INCLUDES ME.
NOT THAT I'M TRYING TO DISCOURAGE YOU
SINCE OBVIOUSLY I'M STILL GOING.
HELL, I THINK IT'S GREAT YOU WANT TO GO!
I'M JUST SAYING WE'RE PROBABLY FUCKED.

[rocketchair]

i KNOW,
aND CONSIDERING WE'RE ON, bAD TERMS, tO SAY THE LEAST,
sHE MIGHT EVEN TRY TO, uHH, "tAKE ME OUT" FIRST,
bUT MAYBE IT'LL BE oK,
aND BESIDES, eVEN IF SHE DOES,
aT LEAST THAT BUYS EVERYONE ELSE SOME TIME,

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE NO.
LET'S SAY THAT'S THE WAY IT DOES GO DOWN
NOBODY WOULD USE YOUR LIMP AND USELESS BODY TO BUY THEMSELVES ANY GOD DAMN TIME
WE WOULDN'T EVEN LET IT GET TO THAT POINT
BY "WE" I MEAN SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY USEFUL AND WHO COULD PROBABLY STOP IT
LIKE DAVE

[ihateyouetc]

BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO GET TO THAT POINT.
THE WAY I FIGURE IT SHE'S LIKELY GOING TO USE YOU TO ATTACK EVERYONE ELSE
WHICH IS PROBABLY EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S GOING TO DO TO ME
LIKE SHE DID WITH SOLLUX TO ARADIA
AND AS MUCH AS THIS PAINS ME TO SAY
BETWEEN THE BOTH OF US YOU'RE THE USEFUL OPTION INSOFAR AS MIND CONTROL GIVEN THAT *YOU* CAN CONTROL ALL KINDS OF HEINOUS CREATURES.

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT, I DON'T THINK ANYONE GOING IS A COMPLETELY HEINOUS CREATURE?
NO ONE IS PART HUMAN DOG OR ANYTHING LIKE JADE SO MAYBE IT'S NOT THAT USEFUL AFTER ALL

[ihateyouetc]

OK, WE'RE BOTH EQUALLY USELESS

[ihateyouetc]

THAT MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE BETTER.

[ihateyouetc]

ANYWAY AS LONG AS WE HAVE PROVISIONS IN PLACE FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO JUST KNOCK US THE FUCK OUT AND THEN DISREGARD OUR EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE BODIES WHILE THEY WORRY ABOUT THE IMPORTANT STUFF THEN THAT'LL BE GREAT.

OOPS DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

HONESTLY I FEEL LIKE I'M A LIABILITY HERE
BUT GIVEN THE FACT ERIDAN IS GOING I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT
I CAN'T JUST LEAVE THOSE GUYS WITH HIM IN THERE.