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[rocketchair]

wE'RE GOING TO HELP HER, rIGHT?
pLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE IS GOING,


aND, uHH,
pLEASE, tAKE ME WITH YOU,

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[ihateyouetc]

HEY.
YOU KNOW SHE'S PROBABLY JUST GOING TO TAKE US OUT AS SHE GETS THE CHANCE RIGHT.
US BEING THE ONES SHE CAN CONTROL
WHICH INCLUDES ME.
NOT THAT I'M TRYING TO DISCOURAGE YOU
SINCE OBVIOUSLY I'M STILL GOING.
HELL, I THINK IT'S GREAT YOU WANT TO GO!
I'M JUST SAYING WE'RE PROBABLY FUCKED.

[rocketchair]

i KNOW,
aND CONSIDERING WE'RE ON, bAD TERMS, tO SAY THE LEAST,
sHE MIGHT EVEN TRY TO, uHH, "tAKE ME OUT" FIRST,
bUT MAYBE IT'LL BE oK,
aND BESIDES, eVEN IF SHE DOES,
aT LEAST THAT BUYS EVERYONE ELSE SOME TIME,

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE NO.
LET'S SAY THAT'S THE WAY IT DOES GO DOWN
NOBODY WOULD USE YOUR LIMP AND USELESS BODY TO BUY THEMSELVES ANY GOD DAMN TIME
WE WOULDN'T EVEN LET IT GET TO THAT POINT
BY "WE" I MEAN SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY USEFUL AND WHO COULD PROBABLY STOP IT
LIKE DAVE

[ihateyouetc]

BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO GET TO THAT POINT.
THE WAY I FIGURE IT SHE'S LIKELY GOING TO USE YOU TO ATTACK EVERYONE ELSE
WHICH IS PROBABLY EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S GOING TO DO TO ME
LIKE SHE DID WITH SOLLUX TO ARADIA
AND AS MUCH AS THIS PAINS ME TO SAY
BETWEEN THE BOTH OF US YOU'RE THE USEFUL OPTION INSOFAR AS MIND CONTROL GIVEN THAT *YOU* CAN CONTROL ALL KINDS OF HEINOUS CREATURES.

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT, I DON'T THINK ANYONE GOING IS A COMPLETELY HEINOUS CREATURE?
NO ONE IS PART HUMAN DOG OR ANYTHING LIKE JADE SO MAYBE IT'S NOT THAT USEFUL AFTER ALL

[ihateyouetc]

OK, WE'RE BOTH EQUALLY USELESS

[ihateyouetc]

THAT MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE BETTER.

[ihateyouetc]

ANYWAY AS LONG AS WE HAVE PROVISIONS IN PLACE FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO JUST KNOCK US THE FUCK OUT AND THEN DISREGARD OUR EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE BODIES WHILE THEY WORRY ABOUT THE IMPORTANT STUFF THEN THAT'LL BE GREAT.

OOPS DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

HONESTLY I FEEL LIKE I'M A LIABILITY HERE
BUT GIVEN THE FACT ERIDAN IS GOING I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT
I CAN'T JUST LEAVE THOSE GUYS WITH HIM IN THERE.