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[squidissension]

the swwellin around my eye has started to go dowwn
not that anybody wwas interested
it wwas just startin to heal from fuckin last time too

Comments

[terribubble]

O)(, s)(ut up and stop being so M-ELODRAMATIC.

[squidissension]

can wwe agree wwe are evven noww at least
i mean i nevver punched you but evven enough

[terribubble]

Of course we are not even.
You only KILL-ED me among a lot of otter t)(ings!

[squidissension]

oh fuck off
like you wwere just gonna graze me wwith that fistfull a trident
wwe wwere locked in life or death combat and you should stop holdin it ovver me like a sore loser
i said i wwas sorry

[maiditoutalive]

you could try putting some meat on it
or maybe stop doing things that get you punched

[squidissension]

for the sake a clarification
thought i ought to let you knoww
im not talkin to you anymore
i liked that prevvious arrangmeent so wwe are returnin to it

[maiditoutalive]

is there something wrong with my helpful suggestions?

[squidissension]

yeah theyre unfuckinsolicited

[rocketchair]

wHAT DID HE DO THAT GOT HIM PUNCHED?

[squidissension]

youre still here

[rocketchair]

sO IT WOULD SEEM,
tHIS IS, iN FACT, tHE LONGEST i HAVE GONE WITHOUT SUSTAINING ANY INJURY,
iT'S QUITE REMARKABULL, aCTUALLY,

[maiditoutalive]

i dont know
ask him!
i just assumed it was a punch and it looks like i was right
i thought that was more statistically and causally likely to occur than if he accidentally walked into a door or something else that would make his eye swell up

[rocketchair]

bUT HE SAYS IT WAS HEALING UP FROM AN UNSPECIFIED, lAST TIME,
wHICH WOULD INDICATE REPEATED STRIKING OF THE FACE WITH MALICIOUS INTENT,
aLSO KNOWN AS PUNCHING,
aRE THE ODDS OF eRIDAN GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE,
gREATER THAN THAT OF, sIMPLY WALKING INTO A DOOR?
tO ME, tHIS SEEMS UNLIKELY,
tHERE MUST BE MORE DOORS ON THIS ISLAND THAN THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WOULD PUNCH eRIDAN IN THE FACE,

[terribubble]

Tavros, you're )(ere!
)(i. 38)

[rocketchair]

fEFERI, yOU'RE BACK,
yOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER BEING HERE BEFORE,
bUT YOU WERE HERE MULTIPLE TIMES,

aNYWAY, uHH, yOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU WERE MISSED EACH TIME YOU LEFT,
sO IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE BACK,
}:)

[thneed]

You know, meat wouldn't actually help. It'd probably just infect it if there's a cut.

[maiditoutalive]

he didnt say there was a cut he said there was swelling
thats what they do in the movies
you put a steak on your face when you get hit

[thneed]

You should put ice on it. You wrap the ice in like a towel-- and you keep it there for about fifteen minutes at a time. Then when you sleep you keep your head elevated. It'll help it go down faster.
Unless trolls don't heal like people...?

What'd you do?

[squidissension]

i got punched
again
in the face

[riseup]

really?

[thneed]

It happens. Was there a reason?

[allons_y_alonso]

Which one was last time?

[squidissension]

sol punched me wwhen wwe wwere trick or treatin

[allons_y_alonso]

What did he do that for?

[bearnaked]

What happened?