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Eridan Ampora ([personal profile] squidissension) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-11-18 08:26 pm

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the swwellin around my eye has started to go dowwn
not that anybody wwas interested
it wwas just startin to heal from fuckin last time too
terribubble: (DWN * look at all the fucks i give)

[personal profile] terribubble 2012-11-19 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
O)(, s)(ut up and stop being so M-ELODRAMATIC.
maiditoutalive: (0h very d0pe)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2012-11-19 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
you could try putting some meat on it
or maybe stop doing things that get you punched
terribubble: (WTF * spilling fishpuns)

[personal profile] terribubble 2012-11-19 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Of course we are not even.
You only KILL-ED me among a lot of otter t)(ings!
maiditoutalive: (flat)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2012-11-19 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
is there something wrong with my helpful suggestions?
terribubble: (POUTY * oh no you didn't)

[personal profile] terribubble 2012-11-19 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
We are not )(aving t)(is argument again!
You seem to keep forgetting about )(ow you were planning to side wit)( Jack and I'm sick of it.
I still )(aven't forgiven you.
Saying sorry is just a start. I s)(ould )(ave punc)(ed you in t)(e face more t)(an once!

[personal profile] rocketchair 2012-11-19 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
wHAT DID HE DO THAT GOT HIM PUNCHED?

[personal profile] rocketchair 2012-11-19 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
sO IT WOULD SEEM,
tHIS IS, iN FACT, tHE LONGEST i HAVE GONE WITHOUT SUSTAINING ANY INJURY,
iT'S QUITE REMARKABULL, aCTUALLY,
maiditoutalive: (time god)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2012-11-19 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
i dont know
ask him!
i just assumed it was a punch and it looks like i was right
i thought that was more statistically and causally likely to occur than if he accidentally walked into a door or something else that would make his eye swell up
maiditoutalive: (disapprove)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2012-11-19 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
so?
i fail to see the problem given your track record and also your conversation with feferi up there
thneed: (◆ oh so you're stupid)

[personal profile] thneed 2012-11-19 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
You should put ice on it. You wrap the ice in like a towel-- and you keep it there for about fifteen minutes at a time. Then when you sleep you keep your head elevated. It'll help it go down faster.
Unless trolls don't heal like people...?

What'd you do?
Edited 2012-11-19 03:10 (UTC)
thneed: (☠ i call bullshit)

[personal profile] thneed 2012-11-19 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
You know, meat wouldn't actually help. It'd probably just infect it if there's a cut.
maiditoutalive: (hmph!)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2012-11-19 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
he didnt say there was a cut he said there was swelling
thats what they do in the movies
you put a steak on your face when you get hit

[personal profile] rocketchair 2012-11-19 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
bUT HE SAYS IT WAS HEALING UP FROM AN UNSPECIFIED, lAST TIME,
wHICH WOULD INDICATE REPEATED STRIKING OF THE FACE WITH MALICIOUS INTENT,
aLSO KNOWN AS PUNCHING,
aRE THE ODDS OF eRIDAN GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE,
gREATER THAN THAT OF, sIMPLY WALKING INTO A DOOR?
tO ME, tHIS SEEMS UNLIKELY,
tHERE MUST BE MORE DOORS ON THIS ISLAND THAN THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WOULD PUNCH eRIDAN IN THE FACE,
Edited 2012-11-19 03:15 (UTC)
riseup: (:D)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-11-19 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
really?
maiditoutalive: (strategize)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2012-11-19 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
i think for once you are more optimistic about this situation than i am
i did not think that was actually possible

the fact that there are more doors than there are people that would punch eridan in the face is only relevant if eridan is uncoordinated distracted or otherwise somehow too preoccupied to notice that he is walking into a door
and while i think you could say many things about eridan provided he had his glasses i am not sure uncoordinated is really accurate
but we know hes very good at making people very angry
i think we can agree that that is an accurate statement
right?

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