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the swwellin around my eye has started to go dowwn
not that anybody wwas interested
it wwas just startin to heal from fuckin last time too

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i dont know
ask him!
i just assumed it was a punch and it looks like i was right
i thought that was more statistically and causally likely to occur than if he accidentally walked into a door or something else that would make his eye swell up

bUT HE SAYS IT WAS HEALING UP FROM AN UNSPECIFIED, lAST TIME,
wHICH WOULD INDICATE REPEATED STRIKING OF THE FACE WITH MALICIOUS INTENT,
aLSO KNOWN AS PUNCHING,
aRE THE ODDS OF eRIDAN GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE,
gREATER THAN THAT OF, sIMPLY WALKING INTO A DOOR?
tO ME, tHIS SEEMS UNLIKELY,
tHERE MUST BE MORE DOORS ON THIS ISLAND THAN THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WOULD PUNCH eRIDAN IN THE FACE,

Edited 2012-11-19 03:15 (UTC)

i think for once you are more optimistic about this situation than i am
i did not think that was actually possible

the fact that there are more doors than there are people that would punch eridan in the face is only relevant if eridan is uncoordinated distracted or otherwise somehow too preoccupied to notice that he is walking into a door
and while i think you could say many things about eridan provided he had his glasses i am not sure uncoordinated is really accurate
but we know hes very good at making people very angry
i think we can agree that that is an accurate statement
right?

oPTIMISM DOES COME NATURALLY TO THOSE WHO FALL FROM HIGH ALTITUDES, bREAK THEIR BACKS, aND ARE LATER KILLED,
oNLY TO RESPAWN IN ANOTHER AREA OF THIS VAST, uNCHARTED MULTIVERSE,

hOWEVER, YOU MAKE A VERY GOOD POINT,
eRIDAN IS VERY GOOD AT MAKING PEOPLE ANGRY,
wHICH WOULD NATURALLY INCITE THEM TO COMMIT VIOLENT ACTS,

yes i have been trying to point that out even though its not my problem but i dont think he wants to hear it
i dont think he feels any motivation to change
not even when he gets punched in the face for it
oh well

shut up
i wwas punched in the face both times
you lowwbloods can go talk someplace else

bUT WHY WERE YOU PUNCHED IN THE FACE?

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