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tODAY, i LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,

wHICH IS,

uHH,

tHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP, uHH, a HUMAN WRIGGLE SIMULATOR,
oUT OF YOUR WINDOW ON A NICE DAY,
iT IS ONLY A SIMULATION, aND CAN NOT APPRECIATE A GENTLE BREEZE,
nOR DOES IT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENA OF THE FOLIAGE SPECTRUM,

aLSO, hORNS AND WINDOWS DO NOT MIX,

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Ah... Sorry, but, a human wriggle simulator?

sORRY,
uHH, tHE DOLL,
tHE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A TINY HUMAN,

aCTUALLY, iF YOU COULD BRING IT BACK UP HERE,
i WILL WORK ON GETTING, uHH, uNSTUCK,

You had a baby doll? I think I can come get it for you... Which apartment do you live in? And do you need help getting yourself unstuck?

i AM IN THE WEST BUILDING, aPARTMENT 205,
hOPEFULLY BY THE TIME YOU ARRIVE, i WILL BE UNSTUCK,
wE WILL, wING IT, aS THEY SAY IN YOUR HUMAN VERNACULAR,

actionspam?

librariansheart - 2012-10-21 15:18 (UTC) - Expand

yay ok!

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what happened to it??

also they are called babies you know

eVEN THE NOT-REAL ONES?

aNYWAY, aS AN UNFORTUNATE CONSEQUENCE OF BEING NOT-REAL,
aND, nOT HAVING THE SENSE TO BE DESIGNED TO FLY,
(wHICH WOULD BE REALLY COOL,)
iT IS MISSING A LIMB,
aND, uHH, iT IS STILL CRYING,

yes even the not real ones are called babies because they are baby shaped and supposed to be like babies
like if you had a stuffed grub as a wiggler i guess
too bad about the crying though
did you put the limb back on yet?
maybe it will stop if it ceases to be broken

dios. Do you want help putting it back together?

iF YOU DON'T MIND,

Okay, just don't toss mine out the window.

after you fix it you should give it to me!

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hey!!!!!!!!!!!

you're ruining everything!!

wHO ARE YOU,

give me the stupid baby.

iT IS NOT A STUPID BABY,
iT IS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD,
aND ANYWAY, yOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED ME,

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god dammit someone save tavros from this asshole.

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rocketchair - 2012-10-17 22:44 (UTC) - Expand

sorry about his abysmal sentences that make no sense.

invisus - 2012-10-17 22:53 (UTC) - Expand

it makes more sense than most typing quirks so uh

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OH GOOD. GLAD YOU THINK SO. come over to dante's. learn how to be a man.

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asdf ok but it'll be a slow and painful process/3

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2/3

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done look what you did now he is going to hate himself forever

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SORRY

riseup - 2012-10-18 01:35 (UTC) - Expand

i'm more sorry.

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invisus - 2012-10-18 04:44 (UTC) - Expand

COME ON OVER. LET'S START MAN TRAINING.

invisus - 2012-10-18 04:45 (UTC) - Expand

sob ok let's uh... let's do this i guess

rocketchair - 2012-10-21 19:22 (UTC) - Expand

i'm really sorry about your life.

invisus - 2012-10-23 16:28 (UTC) - Expand

oh my god
i found you
troll michael jackson

dO NOT DISRESPECT THE TROLL KING OF POP,

you guys actually have a troll michael jackson
what about troll eminem
troll snoop dogg??
why doesnt anyone tell me these things fucking christ this is vital intel

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Holy shit. Uh, okay, so you dropped it out a window. That's cool, everyone makes mistakes. Do you need help?

i THINK SOMEONE ELSE WAS COMING TO GET THE BABY,
aND TO HELP ME, uHH, gET UNSTUCK FROM THIS WINDOW,
bUT THANK YOU,
i'M GLAD i'M NOT THE ONLY ONE, wHO THINKS IT WAS JUST A MISTAKE,
bECAUSE, i WAS STARTING TO THINK i WAS TRULY RUINING EVERYTHING,
tHE RESULT OF, uHH, lOW SELF-ESTEEM, i GUESS,

What? No, dude. You're not ruining everything. Even when you really mess up, you can't ruin everything.

Look, uh. Kid. What's your name?

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oh my god i found you

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YOU ARE RUFIO SELF-ESTEEM INCARNATE

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oh wait you're not??? whatever tavros doesn't know that

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he definitely knows what yolo means

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