(no subject)

[rocketchair]

tODAY, i LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,

wHICH IS,

uHH,

tHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP, uHH, a HUMAN WRIGGLE SIMULATOR,
oUT OF YOUR WINDOW ON A NICE DAY,
iT IS ONLY A SIMULATION, aND CAN NOT APPRECIATE A GENTLE BREEZE,
nOR DOES IT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENA OF THE FOLIAGE SPECTRUM,



aLSO, hORNS AND WINDOWS DO NOT MIX,

Comments

[librariansheart]

You had a baby doll? I think I can come get it for you... Which apartment do you live in? And do you need help getting yourself unstuck?

[rocketchair]

i AM IN THE WEST BUILDING, aPARTMENT 205,
hOPEFULLY BY THE TIME YOU ARRIVE, i WILL BE UNSTUCK,
wE WILL, wING IT, aS THEY SAY IN YOUR HUMAN VERNACULAR,

actionspam?

[librariansheart]

I'll be there as soon as I can! Just... don't fall out the window while unsticking yourself. I don't know that I'll be able to catch you!

yay ok!

[rocketchair]

Uhh, o-okay...

( Not like he was going anywhere. Trapped with his horns in the windowsill, all Tavros could do was look down and hope someone would eventually pass by. )

[Action]

[librariansheart]

[It wasn't too long before a woman with short, brown hair and glasses came trotting up and, glancing up and waving, began searching the ground and bushes just below the window. A minute or two later, there was a cry of triumph, and she came up with the doll and its separated appendage. She cupped a hand around her mouth and called up--]

Are you all right?