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[rocketchair]

tODAY, i LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,

wHICH IS,

uHH,

tHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP, uHH, a HUMAN WRIGGLE SIMULATOR,
oUT OF YOUR WINDOW ON A NICE DAY,
iT IS ONLY A SIMULATION, aND CAN NOT APPRECIATE A GENTLE BREEZE,
nOR DOES IT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENA OF THE FOLIAGE SPECTRUM,



aLSO, hORNS AND WINDOWS DO NOT MIX,

Comments

[librariansheart]

Ah... Sorry, but, a human wriggle simulator?

[maiditoutalive]

what happened to it??

[notvictorious]

dios. Do you want help putting it back together?

[invisus]

hey!!!!!!!!!!!

you're ruining everything!!

[callbacks]

oh my god
i found you
troll michael jackson

[ricinbeans]

Holy shit. Uh, okay, so you dropped it out a window. That's cool, everyone makes mistakes. Do you need help?