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[rocketchair]

tODAY, i LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,

wHICH IS,

uHH,

tHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP, uHH, a HUMAN WRIGGLE SIMULATOR,
oUT OF YOUR WINDOW ON A NICE DAY,
iT IS ONLY A SIMULATION, aND CAN NOT APPRECIATE A GENTLE BREEZE,
nOR DOES IT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENA OF THE FOLIAGE SPECTRUM,



aLSO, hORNS AND WINDOWS DO NOT MIX,

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[rocketchair]

wELL,
i GUESS i COULD DO THAT,
yOU ARE HUMAN, sO, yOU PROBABLY KNOW MORE ABOUT TAKING CARE OF IT,
bUT i STILL WANT TO TRY,

[invisus]

okay!! to show i'm real honest you should come to north 401 w/ it instead & you can stay over.

[rocketchair]

oH, uHH, oK,
i MEAN, iF THAT ACTUALLY IS oK,
i'M NOT USED TO HAVING A HIVEMATE,
i HAVEN'T SEEN MY NEW ONE,
mOST OF THEM DISAPPEAR,
sO i'LL TRY TO STAY OUT OF THE WAY,

god dammit someone save tavros from this asshole.

[invisus]

nooooo, i bet it's fine cos you don't live there!
i bet the curse is just cos you live there & that doesn't have anything to do w/ the places you visit! so even if you visit for a long time it should be okay cos you aren't gonna live there.

[notdogmatic]

We should arrange a play-date.

[rocketchair]

sURE,
i THINK THE BABY SIMULATOR WILL LIKE THAT,
}:)

[notdogmatic]

It does not have feelings.

[rocketchair]

tHEN, uHH, wHY HAVE A PLAY DATE FOR IT,

[notdogmatic]

So that we, as its designated guardians, can experience the appropriate emotions for such an occasion.