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[rocketchair]

tODAY, i LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,

wHICH IS,

uHH,

tHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP, uHH, a HUMAN WRIGGLE SIMULATOR,
oUT OF YOUR WINDOW ON A NICE DAY,
iT IS ONLY A SIMULATION, aND CAN NOT APPRECIATE A GENTLE BREEZE,
nOR DOES IT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENA OF THE FOLIAGE SPECTRUM,



aLSO, hORNS AND WINDOWS DO NOT MIX,

Comments

[rocketchair]

dO NOT DISRESPECT THE TROLL KING OF POP,

[callbacks]

you guys actually have a troll michael jackson
what about troll eminem
troll snoop dogg??
why doesnt anyone tell me these things fucking christ this is vital intel

[rocketchair]

tHERE IS, iN FACT, aN aLTERNIAN SLAM POET,
hE GOES BY THE NAME OF iNQUISITIVE wOOFBEAST,
bUT i DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO, uHH, sUCH A REFINED GENRE,

[callbacks]

dude
are you asking me if im into rap
my beats are sicker than the cancer ward at chernobyl
ive got a more unreasonable flow than the lava down vesuvius
my rhymes are flyer than a piece of paper you stick public service announcements on
im not into rap
i am rap