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[rocketchair]

tODAY, i LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,

wHICH IS,

uHH,

tHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP, uHH, a HUMAN WRIGGLE SIMULATOR,
oUT OF YOUR WINDOW ON A NICE DAY,
iT IS ONLY A SIMULATION, aND CAN NOT APPRECIATE A GENTLE BREEZE,
nOR DOES IT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENA OF THE FOLIAGE SPECTRUM,



aLSO, hORNS AND WINDOWS DO NOT MIX,

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sob ok let's uh... let's do this i guess

[rocketchair]

wELL, tHAT IS A RELIEF,
i'M GLAD DEATH IS NOT PERMANENT, iN THIS CASE,
i HOPE OUR CHILD WILL LIVE A LONG, fULFILLED, iNANIMATE LIFE,

i'm really sorry about your life.

[invisus]

of course it will cos it's mine!
& cos it's mine that means maybe you should stay over too cos it's a human baby & you can't make a human baby stay w/ you cos you're not human @ all
& you can't be a bad parent & you have to be there for the baby.