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tODAY, i LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,

wHICH IS,

uHH,

tHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP, uHH, a HUMAN WRIGGLE SIMULATOR,
oUT OF YOUR WINDOW ON A NICE DAY,
iT IS ONLY A SIMULATION, aND CAN NOT APPRECIATE A GENTLE BREEZE,
nOR DOES IT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENA OF THE FOLIAGE SPECTRUM,

aLSO, hORNS AND WINDOWS DO NOT MIX,

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dOES HURTING IT ONCE QUALIFY AS HURTING IT A LOT,
bECAUSE i DON'T THINK SO,

you think wrong cos it does cos of what you did & what you did was awful & bad to it & if it was a real baby it'd be dead cos it'd bleed everywhere & maybe have no eyes

yOU HAVE A POINT,
fALLING FROM AN EVEN GREATER HEIGHT, eVEN AT SIX SWEEPS, lEFT ME PARALYZED,
a HUMAN BABY WOULD BE EVEN MORE FRAGILE,

dID i REALLY JUST KILL OUR BABY?

wHAT HAVE i DONE??

tavros.
it's a doll.
you can't kill a doll.

he's just saying that to make you feel better cos that's what people do when you've really fucked up bad.

but i don't mind & it's not a big deal or anything

once it's fixed it'll be okay so that guy coming to fix it will make it okay even if it's dead right now.

wELL, tHAT IS A RELIEF,
i'M GLAD DEATH IS NOT PERMANENT, iN THIS CASE,
i HOPE OUR CHILD WILL LIVE A LONG, fULFILLED, iNANIMATE LIFE,

of course it will cos it's mine!
& cos it's mine that means maybe you should stay over too cos it's a human baby & you can't make a human baby stay w/ you cos you're not human @ all
& you can't be a bad parent & you have to be there for the baby.

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it makes more sense than most typing quirks so uh

OH GOOD. GLAD YOU THINK SO. come over to dante's. learn how to be a man.

asdf ok but it'll be a slow and painful process/3

2/3

done look what you did now he is going to hate himself forever

SORRY

i'm more sorry.

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COME ON OVER. LET'S START MAN TRAINING.

sob ok let's uh... let's do this i guess

i'm really sorry about your life.