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[rocketchair]

tODAY, i LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,

wHICH IS,

uHH,

tHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP, uHH, a HUMAN WRIGGLE SIMULATOR,
oUT OF YOUR WINDOW ON A NICE DAY,
iT IS ONLY A SIMULATION, aND CAN NOT APPRECIATE A GENTLE BREEZE,
nOR DOES IT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENA OF THE FOLIAGE SPECTRUM,



aLSO, hORNS AND WINDOWS DO NOT MIX,

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[rocketchair]

tAVROS,
wHY,
wHAT'S YOUR NAME,

[ricinbeans]

Tavros? Seriously? That's a sick name. I'm Jesse.

[ricinbeans]

I'm glad someone else is comin to help you. If you need anything else - seriously, anything else - just let me know. I got a lot of time on my hands here.

oh my god i found you

[rocketchair]

YOU ARE RUFIO SELF-ESTEEM INCARNATE

[rocketchair]

oh wait you're not??? whatever tavros doesn't know that

[rocketchair]

tHANKS, jESSE,
wHICH, bY THE WAY, iS ALSO A SICK NAME,
i USED TO THINK HUMANS HAD, oNLY FOUR-LETTER NAMES,
lIKE jOHN or dAVE,
bUT SOME PEOPLE HERE HAVE MORE LETTERS,
aND i SAY, wAY TO GO, mAN,
yOU'RE NOT A PART OF THEIR SYSTEM,
yOLO,
}:)

he definitely knows what yolo means

[ricinbeans]

Yeah man, yolo. Totally.

[ricinbeans]

But hey, stop thinkin you're ruining everything, alright? That's a pretty crappy way to live.

[rocketchair]

i GUESS,
i MEAN, i CAN TRY,
iT'S JUST, mY PARTNER SAID i KILLED THE BABY,
wHICH WOULD BE TECHNICALLY TRUE, iF IT WERE A REAL BABY,

[ricinbeans]

Yo, that just means you learned your lesson, right? Don't drop real babies outta windows. Now you'll never do it again and your partner won't have the chance to be a dick about it.