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[rocketchair]

tODAY, i LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,

wHICH IS,

uHH,

tHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP, uHH, a HUMAN WRIGGLE SIMULATOR,
oUT OF YOUR WINDOW ON A NICE DAY,
iT IS ONLY A SIMULATION, aND CAN NOT APPRECIATE A GENTLE BREEZE,
nOR DOES IT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENA OF THE FOLIAGE SPECTRUM,



aLSO, hORNS AND WINDOWS DO NOT MIX,

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[rocketchair]

i GUESS,
i MEAN, i CAN TRY,
iT'S JUST, mY PARTNER SAID i KILLED THE BABY,
wHICH WOULD BE TECHNICALLY TRUE, iF IT WERE A REAL BABY,

[ricinbeans]

Yo, that just means you learned your lesson, right? Don't drop real babies outta windows. Now you'll never do it again and your partner won't have the chance to be a dick about it.