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[rocketchair]

tODAY, i LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,

wHICH IS,

uHH,

tHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP, uHH, a HUMAN WRIGGLE SIMULATOR,
oUT OF YOUR WINDOW ON A NICE DAY,
iT IS ONLY A SIMULATION, aND CAN NOT APPRECIATE A GENTLE BREEZE,
nOR DOES IT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENA OF THE FOLIAGE SPECTRUM,



aLSO, hORNS AND WINDOWS DO NOT MIX,

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[maiditoutalive]

what happened to it??

2/2

[maiditoutalive]

also they are called babies you know

[rocketchair]

eVEN THE NOT-REAL ONES?

[rocketchair]

aNYWAY, aS AN UNFORTUNATE CONSEQUENCE OF BEING NOT-REAL,
aND, nOT HAVING THE SENSE TO BE DESIGNED TO FLY,
(wHICH WOULD BE REALLY COOL,)
iT IS MISSING A LIMB,
aND, uHH, iT IS STILL CRYING,

[maiditoutalive]

yes even the not real ones are called babies because they are baby shaped and supposed to be like babies
like if you had a stuffed grub as a wiggler i guess
too bad about the crying though
did you put the limb back on yet?
maybe it will stop if it ceases to be broken