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[rocketchair]

tODAY, i LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,

wHICH IS,

uHH,

tHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP, uHH, a HUMAN WRIGGLE SIMULATOR,
oUT OF YOUR WINDOW ON A NICE DAY,
iT IS ONLY A SIMULATION, aND CAN NOT APPRECIATE A GENTLE BREEZE,
nOR DOES IT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENA OF THE FOLIAGE SPECTRUM,



aLSO, hORNS AND WINDOWS DO NOT MIX,

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[rocketchair]

wHO ARE YOU,

[invisus]

give me the stupid baby.

[rocketchair]

iT IS NOT A STUPID BABY,
iT IS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD,
aND ANYWAY, yOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED ME,

[invisus]

hmmmmm~

maaaaaaaaaybe i'll tell you if you give me the baby. ╮('◡'✿)╭

[rocketchair]

hOW DO i KNOW YOU WON'T JUST TAKE IT AND RUN,

[invisus]

maybe you should give it to me & come w/ me then!

[rocketchair]

wELL,
i GUESS i COULD DO THAT,
yOU ARE HUMAN, sO, yOU PROBABLY KNOW MORE ABOUT TAKING CARE OF IT,
bUT i STILL WANT TO TRY,

[invisus]

okay!! to show i'm real honest you should come to north 401 w/ it instead & you can stay over.

[rocketchair]

oH, uHH, oK,
i MEAN, iF THAT ACTUALLY IS oK,
i'M NOT USED TO HAVING A HIVEMATE,
i HAVEN'T SEEN MY NEW ONE,
mOST OF THEM DISAPPEAR,
sO i'LL TRY TO STAY OUT OF THE WAY,

god dammit someone save tavros from this asshole.

[invisus]

nooooo, i bet it's fine cos you don't live there!
i bet the curse is just cos you live there & that doesn't have anything to do w/ the places you visit! so even if you visit for a long time it should be okay cos you aren't gonna live there.

[notdogmatic]

We should arrange a play-date.

[rocketchair]

sURE,
i THINK THE BABY SIMULATOR WILL LIKE THAT,
}:)

[invisus]

& why dyou care about the stupid baby & what i call it if you just hurt it & ruin everything anyway??

[rocketchair]

i DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT IT,
i WAS TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF IT,
bESIDES, iT CAN BE FIXED,
vICTOR SAID SO,

sorry about his abysmal sentences that make no sense.

[invisus]

well you're bad @ taking care of it & hurting it a lot so you should just give in & give it up already cos i'd be better w/ it.

if you're gonna not hurt it then you can't get it fixed every time you hurt it cos you got to make sure you don't hurt it first if you're gonna take care of it.

it makes more sense than most typing quirks so uh

[rocketchair]

dOES HURTING IT ONCE QUALIFY AS HURTING IT A LOT,
bECAUSE i DON'T THINK SO,

OH GOOD. GLAD YOU THINK SO. come over to dante's. learn how to be a man.

[invisus]

you think wrong cos it does cos of what you did & what you did was awful & bad to it & if it was a real baby it'd be dead cos it'd bleed everywhere & maybe have no eyes

asdf ok but it'll be a slow and painful process/3

[rocketchair]

yOU HAVE A POINT,
fALLING FROM AN EVEN GREATER HEIGHT, eVEN AT SIX SWEEPS, lEFT ME PARALYZED,
a HUMAN BABY WOULD BE EVEN MORE FRAGILE,

2/3

[rocketchair]

dID i REALLY JUST KILL OUR BABY?

done look what you did now he is going to hate himself forever

[rocketchair]

wHAT HAVE i DONE??

SORRY

[riseup]

tavros.
it's a doll.
you can't kill a doll.

i'm more sorry.

[invisus]

he's just saying that to make you feel better cos that's what people do when you've really fucked up bad.

[invisus]

but i don't mind & it's not a big deal or anything

COME ON OVER. LET'S START MAN TRAINING.

[invisus]

once it's fixed it'll be okay so that guy coming to fix it will make it okay even if it's dead right now.

sob ok let's uh... let's do this i guess

[rocketchair]

wELL, tHAT IS A RELIEF,
i'M GLAD DEATH IS NOT PERMANENT, iN THIS CASE,
i HOPE OUR CHILD WILL LIVE A LONG, fULFILLED, iNANIMATE LIFE,