[video] but where did that ribbon come from?

[onstandby]

[the video starts and you can see a black cat wearing a blue ribbon tied around his neck facing you. he looks very serious, even for a cat]

Hello, everynyan. I see many of us have fallen victims of this terrible curse - luckily, I am familiar with the cause and effects.

I understand! Sometimes, even the strongest revolutionary has to take a dump on a cat's grave! It happens!!!!

Nonetheless, I know we will prevail through these trying times. Let's fight together, nyan!

[transmission ends]