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[bettercallit]

Never had much problem adjusting to new surroundings, but it's still summer where I left off and here it's a new year, so I'm a little thrown. Guess it's as good a place as any to start, huh?

Either way, Happy New Year.

And if someone could tell me where the best places to go are around here or the most fun stuff to do? It'd be appreciated.

Comments

[notvictorious]

Is that last sentence intentionally ominous or are you usually that vague?

[bettercallit]

Well, if you're asking if I'm up to no good? You can relax. As for the vague thing, force of habit.

[arachnologist]

Best places to go for what? That's sort of subjective. Like a movie? Or Chinese? What?

[notvictorious]

That's what I said! Best place to eat? To go hang-gliding? To set yourself on fire? We just don't know.

[arachnologist]

... to set yourself on fire?

[notvictorious]

Maybe he's into that kinda stuff? We just don't know.

[symbioteclone]

Are you into that stuff?

[notvictorious]

No, I am not.

[symbioteclone]

It's pretty random.

[arachnologist]

I know, right? Who says that?

[symbioteclone]

Someone who's considered it before, obviously.

[arachnologist]

Maybe he needs help with that fire fixation.

[symbioteclone]

Therapy sessions with Mr. Coulson?

[arachnologist]

I think that's an excellent recommendation. Maybe once a day for the next few weeks?

[symbioteclone]

Sounds like appropriate medicine to me. I'm sure Victor will love it.

[arachnologist]

And so will Mr. Coulson.

[arachnologist]

Is anyone actually into being deliberately set on fire? What sort of people do you know?

[bettercallit]

Yeah, guess that was vague. But somewhere with something to do would be a start.

[arachnologist]

There are a couple of bars in town that I know of. Not that I go. Just that I know of. Aaaaand a video rental place? There's probably a movie theater somewhere. Most places have those, right? I mean, I haven't checked. Wow. I can't believe I haven't checked.

[tookthename]

There's a karaoke place called Karaokedoki. Other than that there's pretty much anything here you'd expect in a city. Starbox coffee is horrible, go to New Brew instead.

[callbacks]

paradox pizza for food
we do instant delivery

[callbacks]

actually for a little while we tried delivering orders before you ordered them but that got into dubiously ethical timeline locking predetermination territory so we had to stop

[thneed]

And people never had their money ready for that.

[callbacks]

i find that a twenty five second delay for them to put their phone down and prime their wallets before i ring the doorbell rakes in the best tips

[thneed]

This is why I like you.

[nicevampireguy]

I've got a pretty chill bar called the Nancing Phony. We'll be opening an arcade on the second floor soon, too.

Happy New Year.

[highlyinformed]

If you're interested in a more adult establishment, you are welcome to try Madame Red's instead. We don't cater to children.