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The wok was a mistake.

Haruhi... I'm sorry. I'll keep trying to scrub the kitchen but I feel like I need a Hulkbuster team in here to fix this.

What did you try to cook that you need a Hulkbuster team to clean it up?

I might have decided to let the mess sit overnight.

Gross. I'd suggest a good industrial cleaner.

Was the food safe to eat?

... Not in the slightest.

I'm going to go hurl.

At least I didn't make you eat it!!

But I still ate your food today.

Wait this wasn't at work, was it?

We're saved.

The aunties would never allow this kind of crime against stir-fry to happen in their kitchen.

Why would you try to make stir-fry when you have the aunties?

They gave her the wok for Christmas!! We were going to show them if it was good.

It was not.

Yikes.

Yeah, what Miles said.

I'm afraid to tell them about it.

The might already know. They could probably sense it.

Great, now I'm afraid to go back to work.

How do you say "sorry" in Chinese?

Also, how do I not already know that??

I don't know times two. You should know now.

I'll be right over.

Edited 2013-12-31 13:30 (UTC)

I'm not sure I want anyone to see what a disaster area this place is right now... It's kinda embarrassing.

I understand entirely. But if you'd like an expert in placating Haruhi on hand, there's no more qualified party.

On second thought, get your butt over here.

I'm on my way. Don't be afraid to conscript me to help cleaning, either.