one.

[tesselate]

Wow, okay, lets start with how there are a lot of you on here. I mean, okay, this whole stuck-in-an-alternate-reality-where-we-are-all-allegedly-fictional thing is apparently pretty popular, or, you know, whatever it was that dragged all of us here is pretty powerful. Short of being able to go home I guess all the indications are getting settled is the way to go so, hi, I'm Billy. We can just pretend I gave the obligatory paragraph and a half about how I really need to go home as if that'll make that happen.

Is there anything they didn't tell me that I need to know? I am all ears. Or just saying hi, that works too! No better way to get into a new universe you're stuck in without getting to know the other kidnapees, right?

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[detectivewonder]

The list of things they don't mention at first is pretty depressing, honestly.

Hi. Tim Drake.

[tesselate]

I was afraid that might be the answer.

But it's nice to meet you either way!

[detectivewonder]

Jumping right into the weirdness... you don't remember it, and it may not be the same timeline's Billy Kaplan, but we've met before.

[everythingspandex]

The amount of things they didn't tell you that you need to know is somewhere along infinite. Sorry.

Also hi.

[tesselate]

How about we start with the worst one you can think of?

[everythingspandex]

The worst? Uhh... Did you have to ask for worst? I feel like saying what the worst is will make the place want to top it.

[notvictorious]

Hey, you probably don't remember me since I was pretty much out the first time our (former?) teams ran into each other but uh. Hi. I'm Victor, this place is a sick joke, and Kate's here. So there's that, I guess?

[tesselate]

You're on the Runaways, right?

How is Kate doing?

[notvictorious]

Yeah, though I don't know if we can call ourselves that in someplace we can't run away from? Karolina's here too.

Kate's all right. She'll be psyched to see you.

[thatboyisamonster]

You're settling in alarmingly well.

[tesselate]

I've dealt with my share of multiple realities lately.

[thatboyisamonster]

Another adolescent hero, I imagine.

[ Audio ]

[bettercallit]

It's a long list, might be better to narrow it down to specifics if you want answers.

[ Audio ]

[tesselate]

Alright, uh, what is the most bizarre thing that you've witnessed since coming here?

[ Audio ]

[bettercallit]

Well, considering I've not been here that long, I'm probably not the best person to ask. But as far as bizarre goes? Getting up one day to find half the people'd been turned into kids.

[oftpartitioned]

diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid they mention I'm your totally cool roommate?

[tesselate]

I'm pretty sure they tried to tell me my roommate was a country.

[oftpartitioned]

yeah! Thats me.

I MISSED ALL THE FUN BUT HI

[hawkingbird]

Dopey haircut Billy or nerd haircut Billy? Seriously, important question.

YOU DID NOT MISS ALL THE FUN kate is the fun

[tesselate]

Hipster haircut.

I heard you were here.

YAY

[hawkingbird]

Okay, good, then you're up to speed on all accounts. Did they also mention you've been here before?

sorry I'm so late!

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

They fail to mention just about anything important, actually. The list is pretty difficult to cover in all at once.

I'm Itsuki Koizumi. My condolences on your arrival here, and it's a pleasure to meet you.

no one is ever late!

[tesselate]

Thanks, it's a pleasure to meet you too, even it's under kind of weird circumstances.

So okay I've asked everyone else - what's the weirdest/scariest/pickanadjective thing you've encountered so far?

[icanbuyafez]

People come and go without warning, there's a force field trapping us all here, and reality is far more wibbly than it ought to be!

[tesselate]

[Wibbly Wobbly timey wimey yes this sounds familiar to biggest nerd ever, Billy Kaplan.]

Has anyone tried to tamper with it?