one.

[tesselate]

Wow, okay, lets start with how there are a lot of you on here. I mean, okay, this whole stuck-in-an-alternate-reality-where-we-are-all-allegedly-fictional thing is apparently pretty popular, or, you know, whatever it was that dragged all of us here is pretty powerful. Short of being able to go home I guess all the indications are getting settled is the way to go so, hi, I'm Billy. We can just pretend I gave the obligatory paragraph and a half about how I really need to go home as if that'll make that happen.

Is there anything they didn't tell me that I need to know? I am all ears. Or just saying hi, that works too! No better way to get into a new universe you're stuck in without getting to know the other kidnapees, right?

Comments

[tesselate]

Peter Parker, like the photo guy from the Daily Bugle?

[everythingspandex]

I don't think they'd hire a high-school student but sure. That can be me. Not the first time someone's said that.

Does that paper even pay well?

[tesselate]

Maybe its an alternate universe kind of thing.

But I can't imagine they do.

[everythingspandex]

Probably. There are two Gwen Stacys right now.
I need a third to complete the set.

[tesselate]

Aiming for the trifecta?

[everythingspandex]

Nah. They'd probably gang up on me.

[tesselate]

Well you're safe for now, it sounds like.

[everythingspandex]

Don't jinx it.

[tesselate]

Is there anyone else you know from home here?

[everythingspandex]

No but a lot of people seem to know me from theirs.

[tesselate]

I guess other people from where I am would.