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[existechialism]

Ok, I need the general population to listen up.
Will all romantically eligible men raise your hand.
And by raise your hand I mean respond to this post.
It would help if you also listed your age, any interests you may have, and a picture. But please, for fucks sake, resist taking pictures of your dicks.
I'm a tender, innocent minor.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

*dick pix ok
give the ppl what they want

[thneed]

What are you doing?

[fuckincakewake]

bzzt wrong answer!!
ur never gonna get a date w an answer like that

[existechialism]

You're not required to respond.

[badtaste]

Uh... you're Roxy's friend, right??

[existechialism]

Yeah.
Are you?

[squidissension]

ok

[existechialism]

Ok.

[riseup]

wow.
that is one way of doing it!

[existechialism]

And what is 'it' that you think I'm doing.

[fuckincakewake]

im not an it joegg

[universalconstant]

are not all men capable of being romantically eligible?

[fuckincakewake]

i cant take u from ur one true luv mister mayor!!!

[existechialism]

Probably.
Except men who don't experience romantic feelings as a quirk of their brain chemistry, I guess..
But the capacity for romantic eligibility is not the same as romantic eligibility.

[hypertoxic]

Oh my god.
Who cares?

[universalconstant]

i did not know you were a romantically eligible man.

[existechialism]

About the status of my alleged innocence or the census of romantically eligible males?

[fuckincakewake]

dirk cares
do u have a readin comprehension problem?

video

[alwaysimpure]

Why.

[Hey, he doesn't look as think as I drunk he is.]

[fuckincakewake]

cuz its a new year

[worldsonly]

And how do you define 'romantically eligible'?

[fuckincakewake]

he counts
he super counts
hi

[accidents]

People...actually take pictures of that?
Is anyone else concerned for the future?

[existechialism]

As someone actually form the future, I can tell you, unequivocally,
No.
It's dick pics all the way down.

[geminated_man]

You know, for a survey, I'm finding very few legitimate responses to this young man's query, which is a damn shame, if I'm being completely honest.


Name: Rudy Geoffrey Wade
Age: 28
Interests: I like sex and partying quite a lot. Drugs, drinking, that sort of thing. Anything that lets me have fun, really. I do some reading from time to time, but I'm not big on writing much.

[fuckincakewake]

no

[everythingspandex]

I'm seeing Rudy up there and thinking about how this post is going to end with Chris Hansen telling people to take a seat.

[everythingspandex]

This isn't me replying! I'm not available.

[callbacks]

are we starting a club bro
or are you putting together a new dating site for the island
the one we have kind of leaves something to be desired
katniss used to have some nice profile pics but they didnt really look like her

[mirthy]

wHo YoU cAlLiNg LeGiBlE???

[mirthy]

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hEaLtHy RaPs CaN FuCk OfF, i'M tAlKiNg ThE iLlEsT pOsSiBlE lYrIcAl SlAmS
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