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[existechialism]

Ok, I need the general population to listen up.
Will all romantically eligible men raise your hand.
And by raise your hand I mean respond to this post.
It would help if you also listed your age, any interests you may have, and a picture. But please, for fucks sake, resist taking pictures of your dicks.
I'm a tender, innocent minor.

Comments

[alwaysimpure]

M-hm. I can take you.

[fuckincakewake]

i dun thin striders been on one either
well i mean
galactic skateboards and whatevs
totally different

[alwaysimpure]

I can take you both. It's the best. Flying is the best.

[fuckincakewake]

u have to sober up first tho

[alwaysimpure]

No laws against drunk flying on a motorcycle.

[fuckincakewake]

oh shit whats that
i know the mayor
and now there is a law against just that

[alwaysimpure]

Boo.

I'm a rebel.

[fuckincakewake]

we do like bad bois

[alwaysimpure]

Bad idea, that.

[fuckincakewake]

we are teenagers :3
were full of em

[alwaysimpure]

But lacking apostrophes.

[fuckincakewake]

u wont need them where were goin

[alwaysimpure]

I reckon that depends on how legible I want to be.

Less drunk now, by the way. Thanks.

[fuckincakewake]

thats my new callin
slightly soberin up drunk boys
my sponsor would b so proud

[alwaysimpure]

You get paid for that?

[fuckincakewake]

its like community service mostly

[alwaysimpure]

Then why are you sponsored?

[fuckincakewake]

bc thats how quittin shit works
apaperntly

[alwaysimpure]

Huh.

Alright. So. I need to break down, see you later.

[fuckincakewake]

good talk