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[existechialism]

Ok, I need the general population to listen up.
Will all romantically eligible men raise your hand.
And by raise your hand I mean respond to this post.
It would help if you also listed your age, any interests you may have, and a picture. But please, for fucks sake, resist taking pictures of your dicks.
I'm a tender, innocent minor.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

*dick pix ok
give the ppl what they want

[thneed]

What are you doing?

[badtaste]

Uh... you're Roxy's friend, right??

[fuckincakewake]

bzzt wrong answer!!
ur never gonna get a date w an answer like that

[thneed]

Oh! Dates.
Is this for Dirk?

[fuckincakewake]

no way
its for me
hes in charge of findin me a boyfriend
and im in charge of gettin him one!
we are like a bajillion percent confident that this will work :3

[squidissension]

ok

[thneed]

I'm sure it will!

[riseup]

wow.
that is one way of doing it!

[existechialism]

Yeah.
Are you?

[existechialism]

Ok.

[existechialism]

And what is 'it' that you think I'm doing.

[existechialism]

You're not required to respond.

[thneed]

I'm romantically eligible.

[fuckincakewake]

duh he is
he goes to school w us
probably lol

[fuckincakewake]

im not an it joegg

[universalconstant]

are not all men capable of being romantically eligible?

[badtaste]

I'm a freshman...

[fuckincakewake]

yes!!
he sat w us at lunch once

[fuckincakewake]

i cant take u from ur one true luv mister mayor!!!

[hypertoxic]

Oh my god.
Who cares?

[universalconstant]

i appreciate the respect you have for my involvement with democracy.

may you find true love.

[universalconstant]

i did not know you were a romantically eligible man.

[existechialism]

About the status of my alleged innocence or the census of romantically eligible males?

1/2

[hypertoxic]