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[existechialism]

Ok, I need the general population to listen up.
Will all romantically eligible men raise your hand.
And by raise your hand I mean respond to this post.
It would help if you also listed your age, any interests you may have, and a picture. But please, for fucks sake, resist taking pictures of your dicks.
I'm a tender, innocent minor.

Comments

[worldsonly]

Perhaps something deep within me yearns for a connection, John. Perhaps
I'm seeking something to fill a void. How dare you mock me? How dare you
cruelly dismiss my loneliness?

No, I'm just bored. Shinichi and I have just concluded an experiment on
the splatter patterns of peeled vs unpeeled clementines from varying
heights.

[heartofbakerst]

Meaning you got bored and dropped fruit from the window.

[worldsonly]

Notes were taken. It was very thorough.

[heartofbakerst]

As long as you both had fun.

You did buy more, didn't you?