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[fuckincakewake]

uuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhh
would u ppl believe i still keep findin bottles??
bc that is a thing that is happenin
sorry elsie
supes awesome 2 know alt me can afford a liquor store
and then drink roughly the damn eqivalavent of it in like 4 days
whatevs i was kinda pissy bout it at 1st but i decided alt me stuff doesnt count
kinda a cheat for me n rosie tho
o wells
N E WAYS cant help but noticin ppl looked hella wrecked today when i was walkin to school
and lotsa u losers were skippin class
:? hmmmmmm somethin devious is afoot
ro-lal investigation hat is on
dirk checks out
hes as hansome a mofo as ever
errybody else fall in
tell me if ur uggos now or whatever the fuck is hittin us this week

Comments

[icesolation]

It's all right . . . do you want me to help tidy up?

[fuckincakewake]

nah its my prob
we can split the profits from the recyclin center tho
i might make a crisp 2 boonbux offa this last haul of bottles

[icesolation]

Well, I wouldn't want to get in the way of that.

[fuckincakewake]

$3.75!!!
im buyin u half of a milkshake roommie

[icesolation]

Good, because I'm still short of money. My boss has yet to pay me.

[everythingspandex]

On behalf of my roommate, I'd like to put a theory about today being some kind massive having-your-ass-kicked epidemic.

[fuckincakewake]

uhhhhh sure
fire away qt
whats the haps w jessjess?

[everythingspandex]

It looks like he went through a woodchipper. I'm not. I mean he's not ugly it's just the. Lots of awful.

[fuckincakewake]

uh huh
guess how much of that makes human sense

[everythingspandex]

It makes human sense. It looks like he went through a woodchipper.

[ricinbeans]

Thanks.

[riseup]

i guess it's a good thing i don't grow up to be my dad or we would have totally kissed!
hahaha.

[fuckincakewake]

lol
hmmmmmmmmmm :3
but u will grow up eventually

[riseup]

yeah, into a super cool mustachioed comedian or something.

[fuckincakewake]

yea into pop pop!!!
holla
wait till janey hears

[roseate]

I feel a little cheated.

[roseate]

Oh well.
In the grand scheme of things,
I'm sure it's for the best.

[fuckincakewake]

would it have killed this stupid island to have swapped us for like
a lil while?

[roseate]

These cyclical quirks in the fabric of reality are starting to become a little annoying if only for the post-game apologies.
Sorry we turned into each other's mothers?

[fuckincakewake]

yeah im sorry too
but like u said
its def for the best
i mean id like to have met my mom someday but i have u like as u are rn
and if i had to pick between u and her id pick u anyday
so this way we dont have to worry about that junk

[fuckincakewake]

ps i know ur situation is way diff from mine so its okay u dont feel the same
but thats just my ro-lal stance on the issue

[callbacks]

i feel like someone kicked me down an endless loop of shoddily rendered stairs
and i still cant get the cigarette smell out of my room
but other than bruising like a banana and steeping in the secondhand stonk of alt self embarrassment im still fine as a traffic ticket
what about you are you ok

[fuckincakewake]

im golden
didnt anyone warn u about the stairs
badumchish

[callbacks]

if im going to be forever haunted by my own memes id wish theyd at least have the decency to put in a proper appearance
i didnt even get to enjoy the ironic tumble
just bam suddenly ouchies and booboos everywhere
is this what getting old feels like

[fuckincakewake]

hmmm
do u need mama to kiss it better?