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[fuckincakewake]

uuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhh
would u ppl believe i still keep findin bottles??
bc that is a thing that is happenin
sorry elsie
supes awesome 2 know alt me can afford a liquor store
and then drink roughly the damn eqivalavent of it in like 4 days
whatevs i was kinda pissy bout it at 1st but i decided alt me stuff doesnt count
kinda a cheat for me n rosie tho
o wells
N E WAYS cant help but noticin ppl looked hella wrecked today when i was walkin to school
and lotsa u losers were skippin class
:? hmmmmmm somethin devious is afoot
ro-lal investigation hat is on
dirk checks out
hes as hansome a mofo as ever
errybody else fall in
tell me if ur uggos now or whatever the fuck is hittin us this week

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[callbacks]

if im going to be forever haunted by my own memes id wish theyd at least have the decency to put in a proper appearance
i didnt even get to enjoy the ironic tumble
just bam suddenly ouchies and booboos everywhere
is this what getting old feels like

[fuckincakewake]

hmmm
do u need mama to kiss it better?

[callbacks]

that could get a little awkward seeing as the worst of the damage is to my
hey would you look at that its time to seamlessly herd dog this conversation off the pathetically well beaten track towards discussing daves ass with his ectomom
why dont we settle down over here in the gentle slopes of small talk uninvolved with familial derrieres
here ill start
were sure having weather today arent we
see like that
now its your turn

[fuckincakewake]

ur cute tryin to start a convo w a pretty gurl on the weather
do u want some ice 4 ur bum? lol

[callbacks]

nah im ok
this isnt any worse than i used to get in a typical strife with bro
i wrote the book on post beatdown self care
made some sweet royalties on it
besides my face isnt even a little bit scuffed so the moneymakers secure

[fuckincakewake]

yeaaah
how was hangin w ur bro when u were our verses dave?
probs weird
ultra weird on my end lol......
do u remember stuff? mines kinda drunkfuzzy

[callbacks]

yeah
i remember
it was.....
hella fucking weird
im glad grown up jk rowling rose showed up when she did or who knows how far off the handle spielberg me wouldve jackknifed
he remembered you though
from last time he was here

[fuckincakewake]

yeah mom rose
mustve been somethin
is it weird peeps would remember bein here?
i mean whats that mean
he goes back to his universe and like
remembers bein here but is like
just hangin out and killin time until he dies a hero? or does he still do all that junk if i told him about it
was he like a ghost or somethin?
or was he u grown up and u were someplace else?
i hate time travel

[callbacks]

if it was strictly a time travel thing im pretty sure id understand it better
ie id understand it at all
as it is though i can state unequivocally that if youd told him everything that would happen he still wouldve done it
maybe not without bitching about it for a while first though