[ group text message to peter parker and miles morales ]

[hawkingbird]

What if we renamed the Young Avengers to Kate and the Spiders and we just performed lots of Queen covers? I call dibs on the high notes in Bohemian Rhapsody.

Comments

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[badtaste]

How come the triangle is a copout but standing there and looking pretty isn't??

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[everythingspandex]

He has a point.

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[hawkingbird]

It's not my fault we live in a patriarchal society.

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[everythingspandex]

Don't give in to the patriarchy, Kate. Be the wonderful instrument player this band deserves.

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[hawkingbird]

Well in that case, get ready to jam to the sweet tunes of my bombastic cello playing.

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[everythingspandex]

Wait. You actually play the cello? You should not have been taking the token pretty one role.

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[badtaste]

Yeah, seriously. I didn't think this band was supposed to have actual talent in it.

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[hawkingbird]

I'm in the school orchestra! I'd be UIL lead if this island had UIL.