he did the thing.

[thneed]

I just want you to know that car dealers and anyone associated with getting ownership of a car are the worst people.



And this is a pink bentley.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

!!!!!!!!!!
for me?

[thneed]

I can't think of anyone else that would ask for that.

[fuckincakewake]

OMGGGGG
U GOT ME A CAR
wait u got me the car rite not just like
a pic of a car
omg where is it can see it
omg!!! omg gomg no way

[hawkingbird]

Whoa, that's great.

Think you could find me a purple one? I'd save up for it, obviously.

[thneed]

I could try...

[hawkingbird]

Sorry, I know it's kind of random. Actually, a beetle would be better. A vintage one.

Ack, I'm sorry, we've barely talked before and I'm being overbearing.

[hawkingbird]

It's just, you found such a nice car, and I've never shopped for one before.

[riseup]

wow, everyone is getting boyfriends and girlfriends these days!

[thneed]

...

[riseup]

this is like real life "can't buy me love."

[fuckincakewake]

thats not a girlfriend
thats a car duh!!!

[ricinbeans]

Holy shit, man.

[thneed]

too much?

[fuckincakewake]

JESSJESS LOOK
I GOT A CAR

[roseate]

Good choice.

[roseate]

Where's mine?

[totesadorbz]

Omgomgomg jelly!!!!! U r liek crazyyy sweet

[thneed]

Nah. I just like giving people what they want.

[subspaceflowers]

Yeah. This pretty much confirms it.

Mr. Once-ler, are you a Bond Villain?

[thneed]

Everyone's adding 'Mister' lately. I feel very professional now.
No. I don't want to kill James Bond.

[callbacks]

daaaaammmnnn
how are you even going to top that for christmas

[thneed]

I have no idea.

1/3 I'm sorry

[librariansheart]

Oh! Goodness...

2/3

[librariansheart]

I didn't think--

done

[librariansheart]

I'm a little surprised it isn't green.