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ALRIGHT I'm looking for someone who can build me a car! I'd usually ask my friend, but since he's not here and he never recognizes how GREAT my designs are, I'm gonna have to ask someone else to do it. Don't worry, I have the design and everything all done.

So, any takers?

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How in the name of Christ is that a car at all?

What, can't you read where it says CAR HERE? I wrote it pretty big!

But you've said that you wanted someone to build you a car, yeah? Then you post a design that's definitely not like any care I've ever seen.

Because this is not the car part of the design, is the DRAGOM part of it! Obviously.

So...you want a car with a dragon thing on top of it?

EXACTLY!

Dude, that would be awesome. Do you think a car could support a dragon, though? A dragon seems pretty heavy.

...

Then we need TWO CARS! One on each foot!

I don't know if people are ready for a dragon that rollerskates on cars.

But other than that, best idea ever.

So what you're saying is Texas should just go with four wings.

I built a flying motorcycle once...

What do you want the car to do?

WOAH Can you make it fly?????

I could.

Not sure if you could handle that.

You have to actually have the vehicle first.

That's alright, Kaylee can help me.

Who are you conning into your schemes now, [~~and why was he not invited.~~]

She's a fit bird who knows about muggle tech-what-not.

Can't handle it? CAN'T HANDLE IT?!

[really loud, and up close]

TEXAS CAN HANDLE ANYTHING!!!

Edited 2012-12-04 19:39 (UTC)

[He's so very impressed.]

How about you try flying a broom, first?

Why would Texas want to fly a broom?

There are many reasons, really.

Anyway. You get me the parts for a car and I'll see what I can do.

It's not like you can do a badass entry right before facing your GREATEST ENEMY in a broom!!!

ALRIGHT!! You'll have it in a week!!!

You'd be surprised, I've done it.

Ace! I look forward to this.

Texas is a design GENIUS!!!!!!!

AND YOU'LL RIDE AT THE TOP OF THE DRAGON WITH TEXAS, BUDDY!!

YES!!!!!!!!!

AND WE'LL HAND OUT PRESENTS TO ALL THE CHILDREN!!!

CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Texas truly understands the holiday spirit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWESOME

ALRIGHT, I GOT A GUY WHO'LL MAKE IT FLY!! Let's go get some presents!!

Edited 2012-12-04 19:47 (UTC)

IT'S GONNA FLY??????

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