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[mirthy]

yO, bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg FrIeNd :oS

aIgHt, So, I aLl Up AnD tOoK tHaT sHiT tO tHe MoThErFuCkInG dOcToR fOr ThAt KiNd Of ShIt, AnD tHeM mOtHeRfUcKeRs WaS aLl,

yo the fuck wrong with it

AnD i WaS aLl,

HE AIN'T WANT IT NO MORE

aNd ThEy WeRe AlL bEiNg LiKe,

why the fuck not

So I uP aNd GoT mY bArD oN aNd SpUn ThOsE mOtHeRfUcKeRs A bItChTiTs TaLe :o) AnD tHeY dId SoMe MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS wItH tHeIr FuCkInG tEcHwIzArD hErEsY, aNd ThEn ThEy AlL wOuLdN't TaKe A mOtHeRfUcKeR's MoNeY, sO i LeFt SoMe On ThE cOuNtEr FoR tHoSe NeRvOuS mOtHeRfUcKeRs. ;o)

aNyWaY, tHiS sHiT's FoR yOu


sOrRy AbOuT tHe OtHeR oNe.
:o(

Comments

1/MANY

[ihateyouetc]

YOU TOOK MY PHONE TO A VET AFTER YOU ATE IT???

[ihateyouetc]

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD VETS FOR THAT.
I KNOW THEY HAVE HUMAN VETS AND WELDERS BUT AS FAR AS TECHNOLOGY GOES IT'S ALL REALLY INORGANIC
SO I THOUGHT PEOPLE LIKE SOLLUX OR VICTOR FIXED IT AND THEN YOU WERE DONE WITH IT?
NOT THAT THIS ONE NEEDED FIXING OR ANYTHING BUT...

[mirthy]

dAmN lIkE, tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR wHaT i GoT mY aBoDe On WiTh, He AlL pOiNtEd My AsS aT tHe RiGhT sPoT fOr To GeT a MoThErFuCkEr To Do SoMe CrAzY sHiT tO a PhOnE

[mirthy]

lIkE tHeY uP aNd PuLlEd ThE sOuL oUt Of ThAt MoThErFuCkEr AnD pUt It In ThE nEw BoDy?

[mirthy]

sOmE vOoDoO dOcToR sHiT, bRo, It WaS tIgHt As FuCk!

[ihateyouetc]

ANYWAY THANKS, BRO.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
I'D PROBABLY HAVE SCREAMED AT YOU TO GO WITH ME TO REPLACE IT AT SOME POINT UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY DID
BUT I MEAN YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY BEFORE THEN.

[mirthy]

hahahhahahahahhahahahha damn motherfucker that's all some kind fucking shit of you to be saying :o) guess i all up and
WENT ABOUT A FUCKING THING ALL BACKWARDS ASS AND NOT THE USUAL, IF I GOT SHIT DONE BEFORE MY BEST MOTHERFUCKER GOT HIS HOLLER ON ;o)

[ihateyouetc]

NO PROBLEM ABOUT THE OLD ONE.

[mirthy]

hElL nO, bRoThEr :o)

[mirthy]

I GAVE THAT OLD MOTHERFUCKER A WHOOPASS SENDOFF!
said my motherfucking prayers over it, bro. got downright ceremonius.

it's a real juggalo prayer i did my research

[mirthy]

when i die show no pity
SEND MY SOUL TO JUGGALO CITY
dig my grave six feet deep
PUT TWO MATCHES AT MY FEET
put two hatchets on my chest
AND TELL MY HOMIES I DID MY BEST

honk HONK :o)

[ihateyouetc]

I UH

[ihateyouetc]

GOD.

[ihateyouetc]

I CAN'T EVEN SAY WHAT YOU DID WAS LOGICAL

[mirthy]

hElL nO, mOtHeRfUcKeR, wE aIn'T hAvInG oUr SeLvEs Be DoInG nOnE oF tHat!

[ihateyouetc]

BUT UH

[ihateyouetc]

YOU HAD A GOOD REASON FOR IT???
OR AT LEAST WHAT PASSES FOR A GOOD REASON AROUND HERE
NOT THAT THAT'S ANY MEASURE OF WHAT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD REASON BUT GO FIGURE.
I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET.

[mirthy]

a MoThErFuCkEr JuSt GoT tO uP AnD gO fOr DoInG a ThInG wHaT hIs HeArT uP aNd FuCkInG tElLs HiM iS tHe RiGhTeOuS sHiT fOr A tImE wHeN iT aLl HaPpEnS tO a MoThErFuCkEr, BrO.

OK DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

SO NO BIG DEAL OR ANYTHING.

[mirthy]

..........

[mirthy]

lIkE, yOu AiN't GoT yOuR bOtHeR oN aBoUt It No MoRe?

[mirthy]

lIkE...........

[mirthy]

a VeT fOr PhOnEs, BrO

fOr PhOnEs