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[mirthy]

aIgHt, I'm GoNnA mOtHeRfUcKiNg LeVeL wItH a MoThErFuCkEr

I aIn'T rEaDiNg LiKe EiGhT tHiRdS oF ThIs ShIt ;o(

BuT i GoTtA gEt A fUcKiNg SiGn On ThIs ShIt ThAt'S aLl AbOuT bEiNg FrOm A hUmAn AdUlT lUsUs AnD tUrN tHiS sHiT iN tO tHe MoThErFuCkInG sUiTs, bRoThEr, YoU gEt Me?



Dear Parent or Guardian of GAMZEE MAKARA,

Every child and/or student of New Moore High is unique and special, and comes to our island's top-quality ninth through twelfth grade level educational learning environment with their own special needs, strengths, and combination of gifts. We think of our children and/or students as flowers simply waiting to bloom - and it takes many plants and an organized cycle of crop rotation to make a beautiful and well balanced garden come to life. Our special gardeners, the exceptionally qualified staff of New Moore High, are ready to go the extra mile to ensure the success of each and every young individual on their journey to legal adulthood.

We feel that the child and/or student in your care, GAMZEE MAKARA, would benefit* from the extended guidance and opportunity of attending the New Moore High Summer Session - a fun, constructive environment where students are encouraged to make friends, learn new things, eat nutritional meals**, and participate in supervised activities Monday through Friday. GAMZEE MAKARA is a wonderful asset to the New Moore High School community, and he or she is sure to have a heck of a great time!

Additional reasons for preselecting GAMZEE MAKARA for this special educational opportunity include the following:

39 UNEXCUSED ABSENCE(S)
72 DAY(S) TARDINESS
45 AFTERNOON AND/OR LUNCH DETENTION(S)
41 MISSED DETENTION(S)
2 WEEK(S) SUSPENSION
2 WEEK(S) FAILURE TO COMPLY W/TERMS OF SUSPENSION(S)
27 DRESS CODE VIOLATION(S)
35 INCIDENT(S) OF DISRUPTIVE CONDUCT

Please sign and date a copy of this letter and return it to the guidance counselor for your child and/or student, PHIL COULSON, no later than JUNE 13TH. We look forward to working together with GAMZEE this summer and growing closer as an academic and social community. Let's work together to put the FUN back in FUNDAMENTALS OF LEARNING!

Warmest Wishes,

Buddy Dinkerton
New Moore High School Principal







* Attendance is mandatory.
** Due to ongoing food allergy concerns, students will be asked to bring bag lunches.

Comments

[notvictorious]

Hey.

[notvictorious]

Where am I supposed to start with this

[notvictorious]

You were suspended? When? What for?

[notvictorious]

What are "dress code violations" and why do you have 27 of them?

[notvictorious]

What do crop rotations have to do with high school?

[mirthy]

tHe MaN aIn'T aBoUt ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg HoNk ShOeS :o( oR, lIkE, iF a BrO uP aNd FoRgEtS a ClOtHiNg.

[mirthy]

i Up AnD tHrEw A mOtHeRfUcKeR iN tHe PoOl To CoOl ThAt BiTcH dOwN! :o)

[notvictorious]

I got thrown in a pool once. Looking back on it and the weight of adamantium I'm lucky I didn't drown. Who'd you throw in the pool? That's not cool.

[notinthecards]

They really keep you locked up all summer for a few little things like that?

[mirthy]

wHaT???

[notinthecards]

Sure, you cause a little ruckus. But it's a bright, beautiful world out there. You need to miss a summer in the prime of your life for this?

[notvictorious]

Guey, don't encourage him.

[notinthecards]

You don' think it's a shame?

why would he be missing summer???????

[mirthy]

wHaT dO yOu FuCkInG mEaN, mAn
Is ThIs A mOtHeRfUcKiNg RiDdLe?

[hypertoxic]

D::::
I don't want to 8e stuck in summer school with you!
Uggggggggh.

he didnt read eight thirds of this

[mirthy]

???? aIn'T yOu LeArNeD fRaCtIoNs

christ

[hypertoxic]

What?
What does that have to do with anything, Gamzee.
Are you asking me why I am going to 8e stuck doing the same inane hoof8east shit as you?

[maiditoutalive]

that crop metaphor is really terrible
im really amazed sometimes they care this much
its not like youre going to show up

he doesn't know he's going to summer school

[mirthy]

sHoW uP wHeRe

oh gamzee

[maiditoutalive]

at this point i think anywhere youre supposed to be qualifies

yw 4 this

[ceded]

Wow. Where do you go so much if you're not in school?

he accepted that victor knew those things because victor is a robot wizard and knows all

[mirthy]

SHIT KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN BRO
who the fuck told you i ain't been in school

PHONE TAGGING

[ceded]

You did! You told everyone when you posted that letter you got!

[mirthy]

man i fucking straight up told a brother i fucking
ALMOST TRIPLE DID NOT READ THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MISSIVE, YO

[thneed]

They give detentions during lunch?