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Gamzee Makara ([personal profile] mirthy) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-06-07 08:42 pm

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aIgHt, I'm GoNnA mOtHeRfUcKiNg LeVeL wItH a MoThErFuCkEr

I aIn'T rEaDiNg LiKe EiGhT tHiRdS oF ThIs ShIt ;o(

BuT i GoTtA gEt A fUcKiNg SiGn On ThIs ShIt ThAt'S aLl AbOuT bEiNg FrOm A hUmAn AdUlT lUsUs AnD tUrN tHiS sHiT iN tO tHe MoThErFuCkInG sUiTs, bRoThEr, YoU gEt Me?



Dear Parent or Guardian of GAMZEE MAKARA,

Every child and/or student of New Moore High is unique and special, and comes to our island's top-quality ninth through twelfth grade level educational learning environment with their own special needs, strengths, and combination of gifts. We think of our children and/or students as flowers simply waiting to bloom - and it takes many plants and an organized cycle of crop rotation to make a beautiful and well balanced garden come to life. Our special gardeners, the exceptionally qualified staff of New Moore High, are ready to go the extra mile to ensure the success of each and every young individual on their journey to legal adulthood.

We feel that the child and/or student in your care, GAMZEE MAKARA, would benefit* from the extended guidance and opportunity of attending the New Moore High Summer Session - a fun, constructive environment where students are encouraged to make friends, learn new things, eat nutritional meals**, and participate in supervised activities Monday through Friday. GAMZEE MAKARA is a wonderful asset to the New Moore High School community, and he or she is sure to have a heck of a great time!

Additional reasons for preselecting GAMZEE MAKARA for this special educational opportunity include the following:

39 UNEXCUSED ABSENCE(S)
72 DAY(S) TARDINESS
45 AFTERNOON AND/OR LUNCH DETENTION(S)
41 MISSED DETENTION(S)
2 WEEK(S) SUSPENSION
2 WEEK(S) FAILURE TO COMPLY W/TERMS OF SUSPENSION(S)
27 DRESS CODE VIOLATION(S)
35 INCIDENT(S) OF DISRUPTIVE CONDUCT

Please sign and date a copy of this letter and return it to the guidance counselor for your child and/or student, PHIL COULSON, no later than JUNE 13TH. We look forward to working together with GAMZEE this summer and growing closer as an academic and social community. Let's work together to put the FUN back in FUNDAMENTALS OF LEARNING!

Warmest Wishes,

Buddy Dinkerton
New Moore High School Principal







* Attendance is mandatory.
** Due to ongoing food allergy concerns, students will be asked to bring bag lunches.
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yw 4 this

[personal profile] ceded 2013-06-08 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. Where do you go so much if you're not in school?
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PHONE TAGGING

[personal profile] ceded 2013-06-09 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You did! You told everyone when you posted that letter you got!
Edited 2013-06-09 15:16 (UTC)
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[personal profile] ceded 2013-06-09 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe you should! It sounds like you're kind of in trouble... and you don't even care!
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[personal profile] ceded 2013-06-09 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
.... okay .... you don't have to yell!

But why do you go to school at all then?
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[personal profile] ceded 2013-06-09 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You sleep in the vents?! At school??? That's so weird...

Um, I haven't been to school yet. They told me I'd enroll in the fall :(
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hi casey how r u doin hope this finds u well :*****

[personal profile] ceded 2013-08-01 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
.... clothing isn't really that complicated, you know .... are you just not used to it??

Why would you try to take a bath in a water fountain, anyway? That's what you mean, right?

Also, what does that word even mean? Motherfucker. I don't even have a mother.