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[squidissension]

not that anyone evven givves a shit
but wwhatevver wwas happenin ovver the last couple fuckin days doesnt seem to havve ended in me bein decapitated again
wwhich wwas a thing that happened to more a us than youd expect
corpse desecration might not be as frowwned upon in your primitivve societies but its pretty fuckin loww evven for us
but it didnt end up happenin so you can stop not wworryin about me noww thanks

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[mirthy]

dAmN..... wHaT a MoThErFuCkInG sHaMe!

[squidissension]

sorry
i cant hear you ovver the myriad a idiots wwho wwere tellin me youre not so goddamn deplorable anymore
youll havve to speak up

[mirthy]

DAMN

[mirthy]

WHAT A MOTHER FUCKING SHAME!

[squidissension]

wwhat
is that supposed to scare me?
youre on a short enough leash here ivve givven up any fuckin semblance of feelin threatened by your once in a swweep freakfest
considerin evveryone else has forgotten about it
the wworst you can do here is dunk me in the pool again

[mirthy]

bRo... WhAt ArE yOu FuCkInG tAlKiNg AbOuT?

[mirthy]

shit, man, you try and speak up for a motherfucker's impious hearing sponges like a polite ass bitch and you ain't get no motherfucking answer on a real word you up and said to a brother... that's cold, yo

[squidissension]

i could hear you just fuckin fine
and evven if i couldnt it wwouldnt matter
because youre wwritin it dowwn you moron
it wwas sarcasm

[mirthy]

thats real limited bro i think you need to open your pan a little

makes up faygo flavors

[mirthy]

yOu HaVe To TrY pOpPiNg SoPoR aNd nUcLeAr ApPlE mInDfUcK SoMeTiMe.... ShIt CaN bE pReTtY wIlD

[squidissension]

no
in case you forgot i tried rawwberry and it wwas disgustin

[squidissension]

[squidissension]

dont dunk me in the pool again

[mirthy]

dId ThAt HaPpEn? :o) hAhAhAhA! bRo... DiD iT hApPeN?

[mirthy]

dId ThAT sHiT uP aNd MoThErFuCkInG tAkE pLaCe?

[squidissension]

wwhat
wwhat the shit are you talkin about?
youre the one wwho did it
howw do you not rememebr throwwin me in the pool???

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[mirthy]

bRoThEr...
tHaT iS tHe WiLdEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg QuEsTiOn.

[mirthy]

sUrE aS tItS i GoT mY rEcOlLeCtIoN aLl On ThAt ShIt, BrO. i'M rEmEmBeRiNg ThE fUcK oUt Of ThIs.

[mirthy]

bUt LiKe... BrO... i ReMeMbEr FuCkInG lOaDs Of ShIt ThAt GoT No HoOk On WhAt AlL Is. HoW aRe We GoNnA bE sUrE oN wHeThEr A tHiNg AcTuAlLy WeNt AnD dId BeEn DoNe? aRe YoU fEeLiNg ThIs ShIt, BrOtHeR?

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[mirthy]

wHo'S gOnNa Be AlL lIkE, "yEaH, fOr SuRe, It AlL fUcKiNg WeNt DoWn JuSt ThOsE wAyS". wHaT eVeN IS rEaLiTy, AnD hOw DoEs A bRo TeLl?

[squidissension]

reality is wwhat happened
and bein able to tell is by rememberin wwhat happened wwhat the hell gam
wwhat about this is fuckin wwild??
i havve literally nevver had a dumber convversation wwith you than this one
im not evven mad
thats just
impressivve

[mirthy]

nOoOoOoOo, LiKe, No, MaN, tHaT's So BaCkFrOnTeD wRoNg! ShIt, YoU'rE pReTtY sLoW!

[mirthy]

tHe OnLy WaY a MoThErFuCkEr Up AnD kNoWs AlL wHaT tHe TrUtH iS... tHe WaY oF kNoWiNg ThE tHiNg AbOuT wHaT hApPeNs AnD wHaT sHiT dOn'T bE hAvInG tAkEn PlAcE... iS yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg GuT, yO. yOu GoTtA hAvE fAiTh AbOuT tHe MiRaClE oF uNdErStAnDiNg. :o)

[mirthy]

gOtTa Up AnD fEeL tHaT sHiT wItH yOuR tRuTh OrGaN, bRo. GeT rEaL iNtO tHe HaRd ShIt AnD lEt ThE kNoWiNg JuSt Up AnD gO wHeRe It WaNtS.

[squidissension]

okay wwell evven if that did many any sense
wwhich is doesnt
does your gut remember dunkin me in the pool?
cause id rather not havve a repeat a that experience

[mirthy]

i DuNnO :o?
aLtHoUgH, iF i Up AnD dUnKeD yOu In ThE pOoL, mAyBe My GuT wOuLd ReCoLlEcT ;o)

[mirthy]

ain't you violet though, why the hate on the pool

[squidissension]

its not that i hate it but wwho wwants to be unceremoniously dunked
i can stand not bein manhandled by you

[mirthy]

:o/

[mirthy]

BrO... wHy Do YoU hAtE fUn?

[squidissension]

im fun

[mirthy]

i HaTe To BrEaK tHiS tO yOu, My BrOtHeR, bUt YoU aRe LiKe ThE lEaSt FuN mOtHeRfUcKeR aLiVe :o(

[mirthy]

dEaD bOdIeS aRe MoRe FuN tHaN yOu ArE.
yOuR oWn-AsS tHrEe PiEcE DeAd BoDy Is HeLlA mOrE fUn ThAn YoU aRe...
yOu JuSt GoT a DiSaBiLiTy WiTh ReGaRdS tO tHe MiRtH, yO, i AiN't SeEiNg A wAy To YoU eVeN mAkInG a JoKe NoT oNe TiMe.