public notice to small troll housemate

[justicide.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Gamzee, but can you manage dinner alone, tonight? Something's ....came up, and I need to step out for a bit. I might not be home until very late.

Try not to eat anything from the lower cupboards, this time, and don't take anything anyone gives you if you can't immediately tell what it is at first glance. I've distilled a syrup of ipecac and left it in the cupboard over the sink, in the event of the inevitable, and there's more of that "gator aid" business in the icebox.

And the papers in the drawing room are still being used - I've only just finished organizing them - and EXTREMELY IMPORTANT so if you could just leave them there, I'll attend to them when I get back.

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[sopor]

SuRe ThInG, AnDbRo. Do YoU wAnT a MoThErFuCkEr To MaKe YoU aNyThInG tO gEt YoUr SnArF oN wItH wHeN yOu GeT oN bAcK?

wIcKeD.

nO pRoBlEm, HiVeMaTe. I'lL lEaVe ThE sHiT iN tHeRe On ThEiR lOnEsOmE.

[justicide.livejournal.com]

R....... ight.... Again, not sure I caught that, but at least I know that you've read it.

[justicide.livejournal.com]

....... Hang on, did you just call me a --

[justicide.livejournal.com]

...

Well.

That's not very nice, is it?

[sopor]

WhAt? DiD i SaY a MoThErFuCkInG wRoNg LiNe, BrO?