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[thatboyisamonster]

How quaint. You mean to attack my identity? I'll grant it is very unique. I'm surprised you were capable of such creativity. As I said your approach is very . . . quaint. I would consider myself impressed except you failed to follow up your own statement, which means that is your limitation. Among your many, I'm sure.

Now, let's try my approach, shall we? Either one of you explain my presence here or I will start my own attacks. And I always follow them up with something concrete.

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[thatboyisamonster]

I'm afraid I don't do battle with youngsters.

[freezespirited]

That's not fair. If we're going by your age that would mean just about everyone.

[thatboyisamonster]

Imagine that.

[freezespirited]

Do you even watch any movies?

[thatboyisamonster]

I have no idea what those are.

[freezespirited]

Of course you don't, you're a god who's lived a sheltered life of a god. Have you been to Midgard lately besides now?

[thatboyisamonster]

I take offense to sheltered. As it stands, I have visited Midgard recently.

[freezespirited]

How come? And you didn't bother to discover the exciting new things humans came up with. Maybe they're not exciting for you. I'll go with something from each genre.

[thatboyisamonster]

I did not have the time, so to speak. I was on a tight schedule.

[freezespirited]

There's no tight schedule here, so consider this an opportunity to catch up.

[thatboyisamonster]

Is that so? Well, then. Why should I turn such an opportunity down?

[freezespirited]

I'll take care of the sodas and popcorn.

[badnewsboy]

He has no idea what fun is! Ah, imagine! Poor Other-Loki, no fun for you.

[thatboyisamonster]

Aren't you a bold little brat. So many friends you have to talk to and so little time on your hands.

[badnewsboy]

Yes, it's very unfortunate. Sometimes I'm not sure how I do it.

[thatboyisamonster]

I suppose you would know how quickly time runs out.

[badnewsboy]

As well as I know how to buy it.

[thatboyisamonster]

Have you really? Or simply helped me point out people of interest?

[badnewsboy]

I hardly thought you needed my aid to find them! It seems that I'm a helper.

[thatboyisamonster]

. . .

[freezespirited]

Grumpy people like him don't recognize fun unless it's thrown in their face.

[badnewsboy]

Perhaps it could bite him instead.

[freezespirited]

Careful. He might take offense to that.

[badnewsboy]

Or he could laugh, but it may be the end of him.

[freezespirited]

Or maybe he'd realize this whole menacing and powerful act never pays off well and that games and fun are more worthwhile.