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[thatboyisamonster]

How quaint. You mean to attack my identity? I'll grant it is very unique. I'm surprised you were capable of such creativity. As I said your approach is very . . . quaint. I would consider myself impressed except you failed to follow up your own statement, which means that is your limitation. Among your many, I'm sure.

Now, let's try my approach, shall we? Either one of you explain my presence here or I will start my own attacks. And I always follow them up with something concrete.

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[hawkingbird]

Ugh. Again?!

[thatboyisamonster]

That is not much of an explanation.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Ugh, go home.

[thatboyisamonster]

No need to sound so bitter, Barton. Some of us do happen to have homes after all.

[veryproud]

Possible pocket dimension bringing in individuals from multiple universes and keeping them in a relatively stable state of living under the pretense of preparing them for a "normal life." It seems to be a social experiment.

Does that work as an explanation?

[swordhappy]

I will be happy to introduce your face to the concrete.

[thatboyisamonster]

[ pause ]

Somewhat. Aren't you dead?

[bowsbeforehoes]

Bitter's an understatement. Never did get to put an arrow through your eye.

[thatboyisamonster]

[ it takes him a second or two to realize who this is ]

Red is a good colour on you. Did they run out of pink?

[thatboyisamonster]

You had your chance.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Captain America was standing there. You just don't do that around Cap.

[thatboyisamonster]

That's hardly my problem now, is it?

[hawkingbird]

Blah blah you've been here before but you don't remember, I'm an Avenger, stay away from my friends.

[swordhappy]

[Oh Loki, you have no idea how long she's waited to have somewhere to properly vent her fury.]

Are you so terribly behind as all that? Then I will be doing the world more of a service when I rip your tongue from your head, and put an end to the excrement you call speech once and for all.

[thatboyisamonster]

Aren't you a little young?

[reallylovehats]

Hey! Shut up and stop bossin' everyone around! Or I'll show you concrete. In your face!

[hawkingbird]

I've been doing this for four years now.

[swordhappy]

No, he can go elsewhere. Asgardia has enough Loki.

[thatboyisamonster]

As usual, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[thatboyisamonster]

My sincere apologies.

[reallylovehats]

Well. Since you said sorry.

[thatboyisamonster]

My point stands. Aren't you a little young? Surely the Captain wouldn't go so low as to recruit . . . teenagers.

[thatboyisamonster]

Of course.

[swordhappy]

As usual, I cannot muster up a shred of sympathy for your plight.

[thatboyisamonster]

Sympathy from you? As if you're capable of such a thing, my Lady Sif.