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[thatboyisamonster]

How quaint. You mean to attack my identity? I'll grant it is very unique. I'm surprised you were capable of such creativity. As I said your approach is very . . . quaint. I would consider myself impressed except you failed to follow up your own statement, which means that is your limitation. Among your many, I'm sure.

Now, let's try my approach, shall we? Either one of you explain my presence here or I will start my own attacks. And I always follow them up with something concrete.

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[badnewsboy]

Er

We?

As in the two of us together?

[thatboyisamonster]

I'm surprised you would let me out of your sight.

[ also I want to see how "big brother" reacts to you ]

[badnewsboy]

Does your facial hair grow in amusing ways that I should be aware of?

[thatboyisamonster]

No. That would be Fandral.

[badnewsboy]

Are you good at bowling?

[thatboyisamonster]

In a manner of speaking.

[badnewsboy]

The Midgardian kind of bowling.

[thatboyisamonster]

What would that entail?

[badnewsboy]

[thatboyisamonster]

No.

[badnewsboy]

This is the cosmic variety.

[thatboyisamonster]

The only thing cosmic about it is their attempt at lighting.

[badnewsboy]

Yes, well, that is the point of cosmic bowling ...

[thatboyisamonster]

Ah. I assumed the point was to ingrain yourself into Midgardian culture to "fit in".

[badnewsboy]

The point is fun. That thing that many do to have amusements and feel entertained? Mostly it's of the not-killing and not-dying variety. Midgardians do it for a reason.

But what would you know of fun?

[thatboyisamonster]

[ bored ]

Nothing, according to you. Is that all you wish to prove?

[badnewsboy]

Actually I wanted to distract you just long enough.

And it seems that I have.

So long!

[thatboyisamonster]

Farewell.