thoughtformed | (no subject)

Who can even tell the difference.

Well done.

aww, he's trying!
and i think it means he likes you.

or he's plotting to kill you.

it is one of the two.

Natural incompetence is usually a safer bet.

i don't know, i think the resemblance is pretty good.
i mean, yeah, he is lacking in the face department.
but look at the hair!
what a good little ditto.

make him turn into someone else!

I told it to turn into you and it turned into the phone I showed you to it on. I think that's a point in favour of uselessness.

How will we ever tell you apart again.

The teenage girl already got that one, come up with something original.

Perhaps we should trade you for the one that smiles. He seems more human.

Your jokes were better when you were stealing my material.

If that's what keeps your self-esteem afloat, woman.

Hmm. No, being a genius who's also incredibly good-looking does that.

Do other people hinge their self worth on the likeliness you're gonna steal their jokes? Is that an Asgard thing?

Hardly.

And I seem to recall keeping people with you. Perhaps your genius isn't capable of saving the people closest to you. Pathetic.

Oh, you wanna play that game? Didn't you have a brother? Guess we have that in common.

I have no brother. Go read your mythology again.

I think you want me to stick to that topic, unless you wanna talk about horses.

Either way, you can't go tossing around that I suck at keeping the people I know around when you're here alone too. Unless you wanted to look stupid.

Ah, but the difference is I chose my way. Your life continues to spiral out of your control. No matter how beautiful or smart you are, you will never have control over your life.

Yeah, well, that's not what Captain Marvel thinks.

Anyone called Captain Marvel has probably made quite a few undue life choices along the way.

No, no. Sherlock Holmes simply doesn't care.

Rude, no surprise there.