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[badnewsboy]

Fare thee well, Dave of Time. Be well in exploring the message of the literal meaning of "cool."

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[notvictorious]

Well, that's ominous.

[badnewsboy]

It bodes very ill.


For Dave.

[notvictorious]

Given they're kinda immortal, I think he'll live?

[badnewsboy]

To face cool another day, perhaps!

[notvictorious]

I'm not really a cool expert.

[trytryagain]

He flew further than I expected.

[badnewsboy]

We had to wait a good five seconds for the SPLASH.

[trytryagain]

I think it was worth the wait.

[callbacks]

wow
thanks
i see what you did there

[badnewsboy]

We meant to "cool" you off.

[callbacks]

i come out of the box chill as frostys right testicle
anyway how did you even throw me that far i had to swim like a mile just to see shore

[trytryagain]

You're all right?

[callbacks]

im wet
but given the unseasonably pleasant weather thats pretty alright
i shouldve seen this one coming huh

[trytryagain]

Even without time powers.

[callbacks]

better start wearing a bathing suit under your clothes at all times
youre next

[oftpartitioned]

#nofilter??

[existechialism]

What the fuck did you do to my brother.
If so much as one of his beautiful blond hairs has been displaced more than an inch, consider your life forfeit.

[fuckincakewake]

awww
ur adorable

[existechialism]

It's not fucking funny, Rox.

[fuckincakewake]

theyre talkin rite up there
hes fine :3
lokis good ppl

[existechialism]

I doubt that.

[callbacks]

broooo
theyre bullying me

[existechialism]

Do you want me to beat them up.
Because I will.
Actually, I think I'll just beat them up anyway.

[callbacks]

dude
no
its cool i was kidding
they just threw me in the water
my hairs only temporarily ruined
and salty

[tookthename]

Loki, what did you do?