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[squidissension]

not that any a you wwere wwonderin
but no they havvent evvolvved into gyradoses yet
but that wwont stop me from battlin you so line the fuck up
honestly im pretty unimpressed howw much trainers nowwadays lack a basic patience or understandin behind the complicated process a evvolution
plus evveryone knowws the hemospectrum givves an unfair advvantage to mouth a you anywway
but nobody evven mentions it

Comments

[if_only]

Don't worry; all your little Magikarps need is some tender love and care. What else have you got on your team?

[squidissension]

thats all im wworkin wwith right noww
ivve got big fuckin plans

[if_only]

You certainly do.

[if_only]

Well, your little friends are going to need all the help they can get! I'd be happy to help you reach your lofty goal.

[squidissension]

wwhat
youre serious?

[if_only]

I insist!

[squidissension]

but youre a gym leader

[if_only]

I admit, water-types aren't my forte; but I can certainly grant you and your pokémon the experience they need to grow up strong! So, what do you say?

[squidissension]

heh
wwait till kar fuckin hears about this

[amberalert]

You're serious?

[squidissension]

yeah like youvve got a better plan

[amberalert]

I always have a better plan.

[squidissension]

such fuckin as

[riseup]

dude, you need to start winning some battles.
mostly because it's sad, but also so you can afford some rare candies.

[squidissension]

i dont need trainin advvice from you
i already havve another gym leader helpin me
also im fairly sure theres some in this forest